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By S…… - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Spicy
Today, I was surprised to learn that I could carry on intelligent conversations about basketball with my guy friends. Then I realized it was because my boyfriend insists on watching ESPN while we have sex. FML
I agree, your life sucks 61 514
You deserved it 8 672

Top comments

I guess he likes big , bouncing balls too, huh?

Boyfriend: "WHO'S BETTER, LAKERS OR NUGGETS?!" Girlfriend: "NEITHER, IT'S BASKETBALL!!!" Boyfriend: "YYEAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH, OH I'VE TAUGHT YOU SO WELLLL!!!" *hump hump hump*

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gwjones 0

It's okay, I should be an expert on the NHL by now. I feel your pain.

tweetspie 0

YDI for having a boyfriend who's so bad in bed that he can't keep you distracted enough to NOT watch TV.

Occam 0

ESPN isn't intelligent sports conversation :p

these piss me off. YOU ARE GETTING LAID!!!! QUIT BITCHING!!!!!!!!

At least you have a healthy relationship... My girl is still suffering from the psychological damage her ex did and is afraid to let our relationship move on. Just talk to him and see why he does it. *shrug*

He's gayer than a rainbow, I have no doubt about it.

rayy1219 0

i now know more about UFC shit because i lost my virginity while my boyfriend watched a fight between two hairy, sweaty men.