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Today, I was surprised to learn that I could carry on intelligent conversations about basketball with my guy friends. Then I realized it was because my boyfriend insists on watching ESPN while we have sex. FML
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CassT 0

I guess he likes big , bouncing balls too, huh?

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Four 0

Boyfriend: "WHO'S BETTER, LAKERS OR NUGGETS?!" Girlfriend: "NEITHER, IT'S BASKETBALL!!!" Boyfriend: "YYEAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH, OH I'VE TAUGHT YOU SO WELLLL!!!" *hump hump hump*

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perfect0gravity 0

yeah better then listening to call of duty black ops while you have sex like my bf :(:(

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kimmiekimmiekong 0

lol it's called multitasking!

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sfgirljulez 7

Watching basketball during?! Thats like THE greatest idea ever i dont see how u dont enjoy it

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lilpsyco 16

The ones who call other people gay or **** are just people too insecure to accept their own sexuality. So just ignore this intolerant douches comment. still watching tv during sex not cool so FYL indeed.

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enganerd 17

So I take it ESPN is more entertaining than the sex with your boyfriend

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