Cars and Animals: Psycho

Psycho

By Anonymous - 12/10/2011 05:14 - United States

Today, I was on a drive with my uncle. We saw a dead deer on the side of the road and expressed our pity for it. Then a squirrel runs across the road and my uncle swerves toward the squirrel, laughing hysterically and yelling, "Run rodent run." FML

I agree, your life sucks 29 603

You deserved it 4 229

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By Username - 15/05/2011 06:42 - United States

Today, while driving my new car, a squirrel ran in front of me so I slammed on my brakes. The person behind me didn't notice and rear-ended me. The squirrel got hit by a car going the opposite direction. FML

I agree, your life sucks 35 449

You deserved it 18 075

By riddick0846 - 12/12/2010 07:29 - United States

Today, I accidentally ran over a squirrel on the road. I was late for work so I didn't stop. Later, someone keyed the word PETA into the side of my car. FML

I agree, your life sucks 34 801

You deserved it 13 180

By Anonymous - 08/04/2009 00:11 - United States

Today, I ran over a squirrel. I saw it twitching, so I backed over it to end its suffering. It wasn't a squirrel; it was a kitten. The children it belonged to watched as I ran over their kitten. Twice. FML

I agree, your life sucks 94 130

You deserved it 243 913

By karmavictim - 18/03/2011 11:28

Today, I swerved out of the way to avoid hitting a squirrel, and in the process hit another squirrel. FML

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You deserved it 10 933

Traumatized

By Anonymous - 09/09/2009 04:23 - United States

Today, for the first time ever, while I was driving I ran over a squirrel. It was in front of three little girls at their lemonade stand. FML

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You deserved it 5 898

By anon - 01/07/2011 19:22 - United States

Today, I ran to my car and zoomed to work to avoid being late. I was in such a hurry, I forgot to close all my windows. When I got back to my car, I found a dead squirrel inside. FML

I agree, your life sucks 27 414

You deserved it 8 849

By Anonymous - 22/01/2011 09:03 - United States

Today, a friend and I saw some deer outside my car. Since we were both leaving for college the next day we wanted to do something memorable so we decided to chase the deer. Turns out the deer wanted to chase us too. We ran for over five minutes screaming. FML

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You deserved it 54 160

By Anonymous - 02/10/2015 16:48 - United Kingdom - Norwich

Today, I found a baby squirrel on the pavement and thought I'd try and rescue it. While I googled what to do, it started running around. I tried to grab it, but it ran straight into the path of a car. FML

I agree, your life sucks 22 409

You deserved it 4 046

By dating a big bag of dicks - 13/05/2014 21:02 - United States

Today, while driving out to the countryside with my new boyfriend, we came across a deer lying in the road. It seemed badly hurt, but instead of letting me get out and make sure, my boyfriend decided to just run over its head to finish it off, then continued driving with a smirk on his face. FML

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You deserved it 9 207

It's alive!

By notmyrealname123 - 25/08/2014 00:08 - Canada - Kitchener

Today, I found my cat downstairs with a squirrel dangling from his mouth. When I saw this, I yelled at my cat to put it down. He did. Turns out the squirrel was still alive and run. I had to spend the next three hours chasing it out of my house. FML

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You deserved it 6 422

whippymcdumb4zs 0

Wednesday 12 October 2011 11:06

He was just trying to catch dinner.

nohugs4u 8

Wednesday 12 October 2011 11:07

We all have that one crazy uncle

Comments

Lovesglee 3

Wednesday 12 October 2011 12:25

Well, thats funny.....in a creepy werid way.....poor Bambi and that squirrel dude.....

lidemocr 0

Wednesday 12 October 2011 12:32

I'm with your uncle. I hate squirrels. They are nasty and carry disease.

WaSiSimiLang 8

Wednesday 12 October 2011 12:39

**** you ignorant twat squirrels are harmless and more animals carry more diseases so stfu

Rabidkid 14

Wednesday 12 October 2011 16:03

They are no were near harmles

Juggalette_623 9

Wednesday 12 October 2011 19:31

They carry rabies, chew through house insulation and wires that cause house fires. You call that 'harmless'? You obviously don't live anywhere near squirrels or you'd know they are a pain in the ass. Cute, but a ******* pain.

steviesnm 6

Wednesday 12 October 2011 12:38

I bursted out laughing at this. Am I a horrible person?

lil_vixxxen_for_ 0

Wednesday 12 October 2011 12:40

30-lol kinda like ur penis

effedml 5

Wednesday 12 October 2011 20:13

T'was funny.

stevenmx86 7

Wednesday 12 October 2011 12:41

Pity for the deer? How about for the person who likely totaled their car because the stupid thing jumped out in front of them? People are ridiculous...

WaSiSimiLang 8

Wednesday 12 October 2011 12:50

What the **** happened to being serious? Pity the squirrel and your uncle's a cruel two faced ******. Hate all you want, in my opinion all those who think what the uncle did was funny, thumbs down and go **** yourself. Not only did he try to run down a defenseless animal, he put 2 human lives at risk unnecessarily.