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Praying the gay away

By Alex - 10/06/2022 04:00

Today, I was supposed to go on a date with my boyfriend this Saturday, but his dad grounded him for being gay. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/08/2010 23:41 - United States

Today, I was supposed to be going on my first date with a guy I really liked. He never showed up. I just found out my dad was outside washing the car when my date showed up. He told him he didn't have a daughter and to never show up on his driveway again. FML

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By Fresca11 - 29/06/2011 00:51 - United States

Today, I was having dinner with my boyfriend. We'd just got our food when my dad walks in, comes up to our table and says, "I didn't say you could leave, you're too young to be dating him", then drags me out of the restaurant. We are both 15, and it was my first date. FML

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By Grounded - 29/12/2009 18:50 - United States

Today, I told my mom I was going on a date tonight. She laughed and didn't believe me. When I tried to convince her it was real, she got mad and grounded me for lying. I had to cancel the date. FML

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core01 30

Friday 10 June 2022 5:41

This was funnier when i thought you were a girl

tiptoppc 19

Friday 10 June 2022 23:38

That’s sad, and disgusting. His father is a piece of shit if that’s how he reacts to his kid being gay. By punishing him. Sorry your boyfriend has to put up with shitty parents.

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core01 30

Friday 10 June 2022 5:41

This was funnier when i thought you were a girl

tiptoppc 19

Friday 10 June 2022 23:38

That’s sad, and disgusting. His father is a piece of shit if that’s how he reacts to his kid being gay. By punishing him. Sorry your boyfriend has to put up with shitty parents.

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