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By Ca13b - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, my brother put pepper spray on my toilet paper. FML

I agree, your life sucks 48 457

You deserved it 4 011

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Hard times

By psychopumpkin - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - United Kingdom - Boston

Today, I'm so strapped for cash that I smuggled toilet paper out of my mother's house. FML

I agree, your life sucks 43 661

You deserved it 7 458

Broke boy

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I woke up with the worst vaginal itching and swelling. I then find out it was brought on by my boyfriend's cheap brand of toilet paper. FML

I agree, your life sucks 28 448

You deserved it 3 860

New fragrance just dropped

By lavenderpiss - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - Australia - North Adelaide

Today, I used my vaporiser to make my house smell like lavender while I went to work. My brother thought it would be funny to pee inside it. My whole house now smells like pissy lavender. FML

I agree, your life sucks 43 472

You deserved it 4 021

Self defence

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I went to my grandmother's house to pick up her cat to take him to the vet. She forgot who I was and sprayed me in the face with pepper spray. FML

I agree, your life sucks 38 103

You deserved it 2 479

Surprising

By Anonymous - 28/11/2019 20:00

Today, my younger sister had some friends over at ours. I was in the shower but was horrified to realize my clothes and towel were gone. Figuring that she took them, I tried to make it to my room without being seen, but one of her friends came up to use the bathroom. She saw everything. FML

I agree, your life sucks 2 104

You deserved it 311

Devious

By rachel - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - Germany - Köln

Today, my little brother told me to give him my phone so he could play a game on it. I said no, because I was taking a call from a friend at the time. He then walked over to the wall, headbutted it, burst into tears, then told my parents that I punched him. They believed him. FML

I agree, your life sucks 56 995

You deserved it 3 901

Catfishing 101

By jquaw - This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - Canada - Brockville

Today, I realized the sweet, sensitive girl I was talking to on a dating site was actually my brother trolling me for fun. FML

I agree, your life sucks 45 206

You deserved it 6 292

The smell test

By sosadstudent - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - Netherlands

Today, I realized I can tell which one of my 6 roommates has taken a dump, just based on the smell emanating from the toilet. FML

I agree, your life sucks 35 098

You deserved it 4 449

Creeped out

By NotASpiderMan - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - United States - Seattle

Today, as I was changing my sheets, I found a huge spider under my pillow. My 10 year-old sister had to get rid of it for me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 21 953

You deserved it 6 200

Limited edition prank

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - United States - Hopkinsville

Today, as always, my boyfriend has the ability to pop his eyeballs out of his eye sockets. He thought it'd be funny for me to wake up face-to-face with the disgusting sight. The shit in my bowels did an early Thanksgiving Day parade straight into my underwear. FML

I agree, your life sucks 46 685

You deserved it 4 305

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Top comments

Nikkitaria 9

Saturday 15 October 2011 16:11

Put pepper spray in his underwear drawer

SinisterMedic 0

Saturday 15 October 2011 16:21

Fire in the hole...? :)

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CoughDrops 5

Saturday 15 October 2011 16:27

My prayers are with you.

kkyl 1

Saturday 15 October 2011 16:27

Ouch sounds like it hurts sry

JoeLouisBomber 9

Saturday 15 October 2011 16:33

This just sounds really painful. Painful just reading it.

mrahhhhh 21

Saturday 15 October 2011 16:34

OP has a hot ass.

jessiemarie95 0

Saturday 15 October 2011 16:36

Why would you wipe with wet toilet paper in the first place?....

raphanne_fml 33

Saturday 15 October 2011 16:43

Or OP's brother waited long enough for the toilet pepper to dry before putting it back near the toilet...

The_Troller 14

Saturday 15 October 2011 16:37

Step 1: Acquire duct tape and pepper spray Step 2: Use duct tape to make endlessly spraying pepper spray bomb Step 3: Throw endlessly spraying pepper spray into his bedroom while he's fapping Step 4: ???? Step 5: PROFIT!

beccac_boresfoff 9

Saturday 15 October 2011 17:12

Winn!

sailorzoe 14

Saturday 15 October 2011 18:25

WTF is fapping?

uhhRawr 7

Saturday 15 October 2011 19:11

That's an amazing idea!! :)

The_Troller 14

Saturday 15 October 2011 19:35

Jerkin off

HaileyCocopop 0

Saturday 15 October 2011 16:38

You should put peper spray on his stuff and scream FEEL THE BURN BEEOTCH!

The_Troller 14

Saturday 15 October 2011 16:46

And I thought my ass hurt after that time I drank habanero sauce...that must've been a whole new level of burn.

raphanne_fml 33

Saturday 15 October 2011 16:50

I think I would get even with something that includes his toothpaste (or maybe lube if I'm really in a sadistic mood) and the hottest chili pepper in the world...

Decapitation 3

Saturday 15 October 2011 16:51

This is one of those situations where a man is allowed to cry.

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Today, I was rudely stopped in the park by a woman screaming at me for being a slut for having a baby so young. She got so worked up that she started swearing. Not only was I just babysitting for a friend, I am unable to get the toddler to stop swearing. FML

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Today, I’m in Mexico for an internship. I was at a party when a drunk guy harangued me, calling me a liar because my dancing was, “too good for a French girl.” FML

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Today, at the healthy age of 26, I broke my hip during sex. FML

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You deserved it 1 360

Today, while walking my dog in a cemetery, she stole a stuffed animal off a child's grave and began to play with it. FML

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Today, my boyfriend met my mom and started acting strange. Then my dad came in and was instantly furious. Apparently, my boyfriend is the guy my mom cheated with that caused my parent's divorce. He’s 3 years younger than I am. Gross mom, just gross. Also I’m single again, damn it. FML

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You deserved it 174

Today, I'm stuck between my absolute resolve to never have children, due to how abhorrent I find the idea of having to raise them to adulthood, and my fear that if I don’t have any, I’ll end up old and alone, probably die alone, and the body won’t be discovered until a neighbour notices the smell. FML

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You deserved it 516

Today, I bought Plan B for the first time. Not because I had unprotected sex, but to make the cashier think someone would actually sleep with me. FML

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You deserved it 43 223