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By lavenderpiss - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - Australia - North Adelaide

Today, I used my vaporiser to make my house smell like lavender while I went to work. My brother thought it would be funny to pee inside it. My whole house now smells like pissy lavender. FML
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DaMann360 19

"Thats just nasty" *Cleveland voice

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Kruiser 16

Could be worse, it could be poopy lavender

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thatsdndn1 19

Does it matter if it was a revange or not!? Thats nasty.. But sorry op i think you're brother is funny!

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thedeadmen 14

It would matter we dont know if its ydi or fyl

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eyedea84 5

your* and it is spelled revenge. not to be an ass or anything, but wow.

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JocelynKaulitz 28

Doesn't really need to be revenge when it comes to siblings.

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DaMann360 19

"Thats just nasty" *Cleveland voice

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hugozac88 22

I wonder if OP is pissed off

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Smoxxii 17

I dunno, 28. How would you feel if I peed in your vaporizer? I bet you love the smell of urine? But I don't think OP would've posted it as an FML if they weren't... But I see what you tried to do there.

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lex1459 38

I'd love to tell you a quick fix for this but unfortunately I don't think there are many.

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niallo 23

You could start with opening the windows.

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Wizardo 33

Burn bread and just make it waft around the house, it annihilates any bad smell - you're welcome.

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Kruiser 16

Could be worse, it could be poopy lavender

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incoherentrmblr 21

Or vomit lavender.

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klovemachine 24

Or **** lavender :O

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Sandman366 6

35-Vomit-puke lavender is worse. (Personally I'd say rotten meat could be worse, but doesn't roll off the tongue quite so easily.)

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michelleJ11 25

How could he think that was funny? I'm wondering how old your brother is.

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Bumblebrea99 14

What isn't hilarious about a house smelling like human urine!

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laden_swallow09 34

Everything. Everything isn't hilarious about the odor of human filth.

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Smoxxii 17

Yes, 15! Lets all laugh while gagging over the stench! :)

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keirookami 11

21 and drunk is why he thought it was funny

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JD1147 27

Maybe your brother is related to my cat. He likes to piss in things too.

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JD1147 27

It's ok, thumb down all you want.. I don't like it either.

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skyeyez9 24

I heard cat pee smell is very difficult to get rid of too. It has Microscopic crystals in it that are very hard to remove from fabric.

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LanaRenee13 6

my satanic cat does this too. I tell her she's lucky she's adorable.

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JD1147 27

Does your satanic cat play death metal and does its head spin around in circles?

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Joesyy 6

I have a hard time imagine that smell..

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RadicalViews 6

Why would you want to imagine that smell?

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MyUsernameKatie 31

That's messed up. What's with all the people thinking peeing in stuff is funny? Is that something now??

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ThatFancyPenn 18

I'd honestly rather have people peeing in things rather than thinking about how much "swag" they have.

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maxhhh 18

Vaporizer? Just use the weed to cover up the smell of the febreeze.... c'mon now

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Harpy20 24

There are vaporizers for liquid potpourri that use candles or lightbulbs to produce the heat needed. Not the vaporizer for weed.

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TehCezar 5

45: Lol @ calling a pot smoker a junkie

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