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By Ca13b - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, my brother put pepper spray on my toilet paper. FML

I agree, your life sucks 48 457

You deserved it 4 011

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Hard times

By psychopumpkin - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - United Kingdom - Boston

Today, I'm so strapped for cash that I smuggled toilet paper out of my mother's house. FML

I agree, your life sucks 43 661

You deserved it 7 458

Broke boy

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I woke up with the worst vaginal itching and swelling. I then find out it was brought on by my boyfriend's cheap brand of toilet paper. FML

I agree, your life sucks 28 448

You deserved it 3 860

New fragrance just dropped

By lavenderpiss - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - Australia - North Adelaide

Today, I used my vaporiser to make my house smell like lavender while I went to work. My brother thought it would be funny to pee inside it. My whole house now smells like pissy lavender. FML

I agree, your life sucks 43 472

You deserved it 4 021

Self defence

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I went to my grandmother's house to pick up her cat to take him to the vet. She forgot who I was and sprayed me in the face with pepper spray. FML

I agree, your life sucks 38 103

You deserved it 2 479

Surprising

By Anonymous - 28/11/2019 20:00

Today, my younger sister had some friends over at ours. I was in the shower but was horrified to realize my clothes and towel were gone. Figuring that she took them, I tried to make it to my room without being seen, but one of her friends came up to use the bathroom. She saw everything. FML

I agree, your life sucks 2 104

You deserved it 311

Devious

By rachel - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - Germany - Köln

Today, my little brother told me to give him my phone so he could play a game on it. I said no, because I was taking a call from a friend at the time. He then walked over to the wall, headbutted it, burst into tears, then told my parents that I punched him. They believed him. FML

I agree, your life sucks 56 995

You deserved it 3 901

Catfishing 101

By jquaw - This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - Canada - Brockville

Today, I realized the sweet, sensitive girl I was talking to on a dating site was actually my brother trolling me for fun. FML

I agree, your life sucks 45 206

You deserved it 6 292

The smell test

By sosadstudent - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - Netherlands

Today, I realized I can tell which one of my 6 roommates has taken a dump, just based on the smell emanating from the toilet. FML

I agree, your life sucks 35 098

You deserved it 4 449

Creeped out

By NotASpiderMan - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - United States - Seattle

Today, as I was changing my sheets, I found a huge spider under my pillow. My 10 year-old sister had to get rid of it for me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 21 953

You deserved it 6 200

Limited edition prank

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - United States - Hopkinsville

Today, as always, my boyfriend has the ability to pop his eyeballs out of his eye sockets. He thought it'd be funny for me to wake up face-to-face with the disgusting sight. The shit in my bowels did an early Thanksgiving Day parade straight into my underwear. FML

I agree, your life sucks 46 685

You deserved it 4 305

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Top comments

Nikkitaria 9

Saturday 15 October 2011 16:11

Put pepper spray in his underwear drawer

SinisterMedic 0

Saturday 15 October 2011 16:21

Fire in the hole...? :)

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MineDub5253 0

Sunday 16 October 2011 1:37

At least u didn't blow ur nose?

ricinator 11

Sunday 16 October 2011 1:45

What an asswipe!

varkey 7

Sunday 16 October 2011 2:45

Your brother is a jerk; however, didn't you notice that the toilet paper was wet? FYL

julian24245 0

Sunday 16 October 2011 3:03

Pepper spray HIS FACE GODDAMMIT.

Fatalist_ 2

Sunday 16 October 2011 3:18

Pepper spray his condoms

Sayaries 2

Sunday 16 October 2011 3:39

Colon, Colon, Colon. Keep that colon swollen, rawhide! But yeah, fyl...

lollipop77_fml 6

Sunday 16 October 2011 3:45

Revenge- spray some on his pillowcase!

velvetwings 8

Sunday 16 October 2011 4:03

Get him back...soak some hot pepper flakes in olive oil overnight, then rub it on his bedroom door...when he goes to jerk off at night he'll scream. ..Or put it on the bathroom doorknob if your brother is young :p

satph 12

Sunday 16 October 2011 4:12

OUCH!! your brother is an evil genius

TheGaulty 4

Sunday 16 October 2011 5:47

I bet you had a spicy butthole:)

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Today, after five years in a row of my family doing absolutely nothing to even acknowledge my birthday, I got train tickets to see my boyfriend for the weekend and celebrate with him. I woke up to six angry texts about how I'm "selfish" for not staying at home with my family. FML

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Today, my parents met my fiancée's parents for the first time in a large family gathering two weeks before our formal wedding. Both sets of parents were telling funny stories about our pasts. My dad's story won. He told how I spent a week in jail earlier this year. FML

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You deserved it 76

Today, I wanted to give my car a quick wash, to get the salt and road grime off. My girlfriend lodged herself up my ass and decided that we should deep-clean all four of our cars, then screamed at me when I didn't show enough enthusiasm. FML

I agree, your life sucks 281

You deserved it 439

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I agree, your life sucks 48 337

You deserved it 7 338

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I agree, your life sucks 33 452

You deserved it 2 574

Today, my girlfriend flipped out and dumped me. According to her, not stopping for a dog in the road makes me a sociopath and unsuitable for a relationship. Yes, because slamming on my brakes or swerving into the next lane while doing 75 on the highway and causing a wreck made so much more sense. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 130

You deserved it 800

Today, I dropped my wedding ring on the carpet. Just as I was about to pick it up, my Roomba sucked it up. FML

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You deserved it 1 730