Love, Intimacy, Sex and Cheating: Potholer - FML

Potholer

By wtfbabe - 22/06/2018 05:00

Spicy

Today, my husband's dick went in the wrong hole. And by the wrong hole, I mean another man’s anus. FML

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By AnxiousCucumber - 07/09/2016 20:41 - United States - Los Angeles

Spicy

Today, my boyfriend's dick got stuck in the wrong hole. And by wrong hole I mean the pool filter. FML

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Bad encounter

By Anonymous - 06/09/2023 19:00 - United Kingdom

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Today, my ex stuck it in the wrong hole because he couldn’t find the right one, then he sucked my toes. I'm never going near another man again after that. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/07/2016 18:24 - United States - Mission

Spicy

Today, I lost my virginity. We'd both waited until marriage, so I thought it'd be nice and romantic. Nope. He slipped it into my ass and claimed he didn't know which hole was the right one. FML

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By chewybarseventy - 24/08/2010 06:17 - United States

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Today, I came home to see my husband talking to his penis. FML

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By soontobewidow - 28/03/2015 09:20 - Turkey - Istanbul

Spicy

Today, my husband was involved in a horrible series of accidents; he repeatedly slipped and fell into my best friend's vagina. FML

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Holes

By Anonymous - 26/12/2011 00:07 - United Kingdom

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Today, I walked in on my boyfriend trying to put his penis in a hole in our bedroom wall. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/08/2015 09:32 - Canada - Prince George

Spicy

Today, it's been 2 days since my boyfriend "accidentally" slipped into the wrong hole while continuing to hammer me at full speed. I still can't poop or even walk right. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/01/2016 06:59 - United States - Atwater

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Today, my husband and I were getting frisky. All was going well until I decided to go down on him, causing him to freak out, thinking I was going for his butt, ending the night with a black eye from being knee'd in the face. FML

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By fmlalways - 22/01/2011 13:00 - United Kingdom

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Today, whilst having sex, my husband screamed out a man's name. FML

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Sexy talk

By hamburger - 06/07/2013 21:21 - United States - Adrian

Spicy

Today, my husband wanted to try anal for the first time. His attempt to sound romantic was him saying, "Open your buns, the meat is ready." FML

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Top comments

Allie614032 34

Friday 22 June 2018 5:10

Well, I'd say it's time to talk about some things. Either your husband is gay and hasn't accepted it or has been forced to hide it, or he's bisexual. Either way, he cheated on you. Whether you work it out or not, I hope you can get some answers. FYL.

GMSP 18

Friday 22 June 2018 5:50

Well, at least he wasn't lying when he said you're the only woman in his life...

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RichardPencil 30

Friday 22 June 2018 5:06

Comment moderated for rule-breaking.

BrotherPhil 35

Saturday 23 June 2018 9:15

You never know: OP might enjoy that.

Allie614032 34

Friday 22 June 2018 5:10

Well, I'd say it's time to talk about some things. Either your husband is gay and hasn't accepted it or has been forced to hide it, or he's bisexual. Either way, he cheated on you. Whether you work it out or not, I hope you can get some answers. FYL.

cocacola999 27

Friday 22 June 2018 10:06

OP is male. I'm pretty sure they're both aware that he's gay/bisexual and have accepted it.

BlueSteele220 31

Friday 22 June 2018 18:15

of course he is gay.. OP is a dude.

Allie614032 34

Saturday 23 June 2018 0:11

Oops! Didn't see that. The cheating still applies though.

joeyl1990 28

Friday 22 June 2018 5:19

I'm assuming he thought that was the correct hole.

TheUnforgiven 8

Friday 22 June 2018 5:26

Well that's a shitty situation. Sorry he was such an ass. Ok no more puns. Cheating is cheating OP, hope everything works out for the best. Sorry!

GMSP 18

Friday 22 June 2018 5:50

Well, at least he wasn't lying when he said you're the only woman in his life...

thelittlem 15

Friday 22 June 2018 7:28

these comments are great! xD

Zekfen 17

Friday 22 June 2018 6:12

I’m pretty sure there is a perfectly reasonable explanation. I’m sure all that happened is they both happen to be naked together for no discernible reason, when the other slipped, fell and landed on your husband’s dick. It could happen...

Dave_Davington 33

Friday 22 June 2018 6:12

Ah well, it happens to the best of us.

cornyrob 33

Friday 22 June 2018 7:14

See what happens if you don't do anal with him?

thelittlem 15

Friday 22 June 2018 7:29

Bummer.

Cody Vertigo Bonthoux 15

Friday 22 June 2018 7:54

thats a sign you should talk more

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