Intimacy, Sex and Awkward: Bad encounter

Bad encounter

By Anonymous - 06/09/2023 19:00 - United Kingdom

Today, my ex stuck it in the wrong hole because he couldn’t find the right one, then he sucked my toes. I'm never going near another man again after that. FML

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By wtfbabe - 22/06/2018 05:00

Today, my husband's dick went in the wrong hole. And by the wrong hole, I mean another man’s anus. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/07/2016 18:24 - United States - Mission

Today, I lost my virginity. We'd both waited until marriage, so I thought it'd be nice and romantic. Nope. He slipped it into my ass and claimed he didn't know which hole was the right one. FML

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By C0r1nn3 - 07/06/2012 04:02 - United States - Santa Clara

Today, I was cuddling with my boyfriend in bed after a round of amazing sex. He decided it would be a great time to stick his finger up my nose. FML

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What what?

By Anonymous - 12/04/2022 16:00

Today, my boyfriend stuck his finger in my butt and I liked it, but I can’t ever tell him that or he’ll get that smug look on his face like, “I told you so, let’s have anal now.” FML

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By ilovesocks - 20/01/2010 06:17 - United States

Today, I was hooking up with a guy I just met. Things were getting hot and heavy and he asked me if I had a condom. I said no, and to which he replied "that's okay, we can just use a sock" and pulled his sock off of his left foot. FML

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Sniffer dog

By Anonymous - 08/08/2022 18:00

Today, after a guy I really liked and we decided to have sex, and he gagged and told me I stank when he got 'down there', I broke up with him, badly, but it's now a week later and I’m in hospital with a severe infection down there. He was right, and now he won’t take me back. FML

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By Sica - 15/03/2012 19:28 - France

Today, I broke my little toe. It got stuck in my panties as I struggled to get a leg through. FML

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The old dog has learned new tricks

By Anonymous - 08/09/2022 10:00

Today, I had a threesome with my ex and his female friend. He went down on her almost immediately, which he never did in the 14 months that we dated. FML

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Gross, dude

By Anonymous - 06/11/2018 03:00

Today, I took my date home for sex after quite a long dry spell. As he took off his shoes, I was hit right in the nose by the most disgusting foot odour I've ever encountered. It was so bad I forgot all about sex and threw him out. That was 3 hours ago and I can still smell it on the carpet. FML

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A for effort

By NotsexyEnough - 23/11/2009 03:06 - United States

Today, my boyfriend tried to be sexy and take off my clothes with his teeth. He ended up biting my leg. FML

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BurnInDemonFire 33

Wednesday 6 September 2023 23:05

Pro tip: If your man sticks it in your ass because he can't find your ******, stop ******* Mr. Magoo. And if you don't like foot fetishists, don't date Quentin Tarantino.

cuz803 44

Wednesday 6 September 2023 20:18

Or.....find a man that knows what he's doing...the choice is yours

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cuz803 44

Wednesday 6 September 2023 20:18

Or.....find a man that knows what he's doing...the choice is yours

Charlie Given 26

Wednesday 6 September 2023 20:48

Everyone has at least one horrible sexual experience story, don't let that ruin what can be a wonderful time. Just find somebody who's sexually mature enough or doesn't have any weird kinks that you don't like.

BurnInDemonFire 33

Wednesday 6 September 2023 23:05

Pro tip: If your man sticks it in your ass because he can't find your ******, stop ******* Mr. Magoo. And if you don't like foot fetishists, don't date Quentin Tarantino.