Music, Awkward and Miscellaneous: Planning

Planning

By holly - 18/07/2010 14:18 - Germany

Today, I was practising the violin in my apartment. A man knocked on the door and introduced himself with a smile, saying he wanted to know my "schedule." I replied, "I'm pretty busy but maybe we could get a drink sometime." To which he replied, "No, I just want to know when you'll stop." FML

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By Anonymous - 09/03/2021 21:30

Today, I matched with someone on a dating app. The first thing they said to me was, "What is the chance that you are the trombone player living below me and would you please stop playing after 9 p.m.?" I am that trombone player and due to Covid I have to practice a lot in my apartment. FML

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By apparentlyhesbusy - 23/11/2009 05:09 - United States

Today, my boyfriend of almost a year invited me over to dinner at his house. Before leaving, I called him to let him know I was on my way. Just as he begins to tell me he'll call me back, I hear another girl in the background say, "Why don't you just tell her you're busy?" FML

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By Anonymous - 03/11/2010 01:49 - United States

Today, I was playing my bass clarinet around the house. I asked my dad if he would be at my concert on December 16th. His response was, "No, I'm working that day." My dad is a plumber, and gets called to work completely at random; he has no schedule. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/07/2013 06:52 - United States - Crystal Lake

Today, I was at a piano lesson playing a song I had worked very hard to make perfect. Halfway through, my teacher abruptly stops me and asks, "Did you notice that I rearranged the furniture?" FML

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By DeeGirlMon - 03/08/2012 05:24 - Canada - Calgary

Today, the coworker I've had a crush on for the past few months asked me if I was busy Friday night. I was so excited, I immediately replied, "I thought you'd never ask!" He gave me a funny look and said, "Good, because I need you to take my shift." FML

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By justplainsad - 17/09/2009 04:15 - United States

Today, I finally figured out that when a man says, "Maybe some other time, I'll be busy then" more than once, he really means, "I don't really want to see you again. I didn't think you'd actually USE my number." FML

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By cazzb - 16/09/2014 04:17 - United States - Woodbridge

Today, while waiting for my violin student to unpack his violin, he farted loudly and rhythmically on the sofa, and then went on about how it sounded like the "Shave and a Haircut" rhythm. FML

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By gotadirtydick - 14/04/2017 22:00

Today, my neighbor's kid started learning the violin. FML

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Creepy creep alert. Run!

By LeaveMeAlone - 06/04/2017 04:00

Today, my manager "bumped" into me 3 or 4 separate times. I told him months ago I didn't want to date him. He even asked me once if I was ever afraid of being kidnapped. FML

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Bad omen or what?

By Chipper - 09/06/2009 00:14 - United States

Today, I was playing piano for a wedding rehearsal. Bored, I decided to pass the time playing through a book of music I found in the piano bench. Some time later the bride turned to me and screamed at me to stop. I had turned the page and had begun to play "Let's Call The Whole Thing Off." FML

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Nomazlab 0

Sunday 18 July 2010 19:17

Hey, that doesn't necessarily mean your playing was bad. He might have just found it loud and it was waking up his baby or something.

looserdevars 1

Sunday 18 July 2010 19:16

I'm a string player myself, go to your local music store and ask for a practice mute.

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dinosauring 0

Sunday 18 July 2010 23:38

this is why I don't practice

booGiesillEn 0

Sunday 18 July 2010 23:42

maybe yer music skills might have scared him off.

LakerFanForLife 0

Monday 19 July 2010 0:04

you should of asked him what his schedule was then played as crappy as u could lol

artssfreak 0

Monday 19 July 2010 1:13

ydi for sucking.

TheIrishJaneDoe 8

Monday 19 July 2010 1:32

I've got yer well-rounded mons right here, mercy! *grunt*

underpaid011 0

Monday 19 July 2010 1:35

tell the ass to go to hell, then buy a set of bagpipes.

aleary911 0

Monday 19 July 2010 1:51

ydi. for spelling practicing wrong

JokeMeister 0

Monday 19 July 2010 2:02

Two words. I DON'T!!

TheIrishJaneDoe 8

Monday 19 July 2010 2:08

:D Saucy is fun, especially for redheads!

Phoenix_fml 13

Monday 19 July 2010 2:56

maybe you should practice your spelling

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