Miscellaneous: Pick me up

Pick me up

By Ugh - 15/11/2009 17:55 - United States

Today, I was really depressed so I talked on the phone with my best friend. She was telling me how a guy she really liked complimented her. I told her it was be nice to get at least one compliment. After a long silence she says, "You're really good with computers." FML

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By Anonymous - 24/06/2009 02:50 - United States

Today, my girlfriend was upset, so I tried to cheer her up by telling her how much I love her and how beautiful she is. After a minute, her face started to light up. I thought it had worked until I realized that she was being cheered up by the friends she was talking to online. FML

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You deserved it 3 782

By asdfjkl - 06/09/2009 17:27 - United States

Today, I had a long, meaningful telephone conversation. After hanging up, I realized I hadn't had such a great conversation in a long time. Who was it with? The Dell Customer Support guy. FML

I agree, your life sucks 38 223

You deserved it 5 652

By Seabiscuit - 06/07/2009 04:03 - United States

Today, I was snuggling in bed with my girlfriend. She was depressed, so I complimented her strong legs, saying they were "like a horse." I spent the next hour and a half trying to stop her crying. FML

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Honestly?

By a_boring_snuffkin - 16/05/2020 02:00

Today, my friend needed to talk out bad feelings. Then she urged me to open up as well. I hate doing it, but it only seemed fair, so I confessed my deep insecurities. Not only did she agree with everything, but she also helpfully added that I'm boring, have no life and all my dreams are unattainable. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 808

You deserved it 197

By Oops - 06/02/2010 08:17 - Australia

Today, I was talking to a female friend online. She was typing out a story bit by bit about how awful she was feeling after being teased. I was responding with "So, so true" but because of my slow typing it appeared after she wrote, "Doesn't help being fat." FML

I agree, your life sucks 30 012

You deserved it 6 081

By fothermuckerrr - 14/05/2010 04:07 - United States

Today, my best friend told me that she is only my friend because she is prettier than me and being my friend boost her confidence. FML

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You deserved it 3 319

The one with the phone addiction

By Anonymous - 29/06/2019 05:15

Today, after feeling like I've been sucking as a friend and contacting a friend who has called me their best friend, but doesn't talk to me much, we grabbed a coffee. The whole time I was trying to have a conversation, she was on her phone. FML

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You deserved it 185

By that guy - 24/05/2012 16:41 - United States

Today, I realized the only reason my phone ever rings is because someone needs help with their computer. FML

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You deserved it 2 290

By dis_bee_leaf - 13/02/2012 16:27 - Canada

Today, I sent out a text saying "Smile! You're beautiful and don't let anyone tell you otherwise." to most of my contacts. I got one reply, from my best friend, saying, "Are you fucking stupid?" FML

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You deserved it 37 901

By 27musiclover - 16/08/2009 14:41 - United States

Today, my best friend told me I'm the friend who no one really likes. This was after I had bought her lunch, ice cream, and a ticket to a movie we were going to see that day. FML

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s_p_a_r_k 0

Sunday 15 November 2009 20:05

YDI for fishing for compliments

tkarin 0

Sunday 15 November 2009 20:06

I'd love to be told I was good with computers.

Comments

Joeboy777 0

Sunday 15 November 2009 20:47

Jeez. You people are jerks. Saying you deserve it and shit.

Silentknight 0

Sunday 15 November 2009 20:48

Today, I hinted like mad for my friend to compliment me. she complimented me. FML. que?

Luxen 0

Sunday 15 November 2009 21:01

If you need people to feel better with yourself, you are f*cked.

mangobells 0

Sunday 15 November 2009 21:02

I thought that this meant that the OP had said that it would be nice to get one compliment not meaning she wanted one herself, and the fact the friend couldn't come up with one was upsetting.

michelleJ11 25

Thursday 26 December 2013 20:17

What ..?

imrealldum 2

Sunday 15 November 2009 21:11

this is hilarious.

tromboneplayer13 0

Sunday 15 November 2009 21:16

well your frend gave you a comliment && thats an FML have a lil kidcall yo preggo and your not://

MK1029 0

Sunday 15 November 2009 21:28

"I told her it was be nice to get at least one compliment. " Are you ******* retarded?

Jewelofagal 2

Sunday 15 November 2009 21:37

While you put her on the spot with your complaint, she's kind of a lame "best" friend if that's the best compliment she could come up with.

__no_one__ 0

Monday 16 November 2009 4:54

That's in the eye of the beholder, actually. In a group of people that value being technically well-versed it would in fact be a good compliment. In a group of sorority chicks that only talk about make-up, fashion and guys all day and think everyone good with computers is a friendless dork - not so much.

Mortanious 0

Sunday 15 November 2009 21:45

YDI for being a moron and your life ended with a compliment. Seriously what the **** is wrong with your logic?

perdix 29

Sunday 15 November 2009 21:47

I love it when people go fishing for compliments and reel in an old boot covered in seaweed. I'll bet you plugged your friend's printer in and correctly connected the USB cable, and from this stroke of genius you were deemed to be "good with computers." On the other hand, she could have said, "Well,. . . you're dick is not THAT small."

perdix 29

Monday 16 November 2009 4:31

I apologize. I screwed up. That last line was an edit, and I was under the pressure of the two-minute window. Thanks for pointing out my error. I stand corrected.