Parental advice

By ifeeldirty - 27/10/2011 12:22 - United States

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Today, my dad walked in on me and my girlfriend having sex. His only reaction was to mutter, "Put some back into it, son." before awkwardly sidling out. FML
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jpallan 3

Kids these days have no work ethic, I'm telling you.

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KiddNYC1O 20

Did he also stand by your girlfriend's ear and proudly whispered "Psst, that's my son."

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meelo88 13

Were you expected more? Did you need a play by play?

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lolnatalyloves 9

Lock the door next time

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silence_isloudx3 5

lol! My dad walked in on my boyfriend. The only thing that came out of his mouth was,"SOMEBODY'S GUNNA DIE TONIGHT!" I think we could conclude that the 6'7", 312 lb man was going to be the one killing the 5'5", 145 lb 22 year old!

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AffenKid 9

Next time, get yourselves a pair of Walkie Talkies. Have your dad relay instructions to you whilst you get intimate with the GF. Outstanding.... Oh and, shut the door before trying to **** the gal....

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