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By bigmouthedmommy - 13/04/2015 05:35 - United States - San Francisco

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Today, my husband and I caught our 12-year-old son "experimenting" with a 5-foot tall stuffed Mickey Mouse. He even made sure to rip Mickey's pants off. FML
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mattzawesome 28

I don't think I can look at Mickey Mouse the same way anymore...

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buckdharma 36

Well, Micky does have a high pitched female voice, wears short shorts, and has a cute tail. He's a mousetrap, I tell ya.

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greencurtains74 11

Leave him alone. At least he isn't getting in risky situations outside of the home

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phantomofmind 14

Where's the blow up dolls when you need 'em?

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MaT30123 19

Their is other kids who hump actual girls, who gives a shit?

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MaT30123 19

Are* and yes I mean 12 year olds. I'm 28 now, almost 29, but it happened a few times when I was that age. Really, you'd be surprised that it's not uncommon.

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NickACD 27

Hey thanks, every time I see or hear things like this, I think about suicide.

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EarlFug 19

Oh Mickey you're so fine, you're so fine you blow mind.. Hey Mickey! Seriously, FYL but your kid will be fine.

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sandman19 11

When you love Disney a little to much

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thecowgoesmo_o 2

12 year old? sounds about right. and for those who keep saying time for the talk, my parents never gave me the talk (that I remember) and I went through the stage with no trouble. just gotta go with the flow. I turned out perfectly fine btw

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chucksfriday 21

Now you have an easy reference point during the sex talk at leastv

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