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By bigmouthedmommy - 13/04/2015 05:35 - United States - San Francisco

Today, my husband and I caught our 12-year-old son "experimenting" with a 5-foot tall stuffed Mickey Mouse. He even made sure to rip Mickey's pants off. FML

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Today, I took my family to Disneyland. My husband had more fun than my five year-old daughter. He was hitting on the princesses. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/11/2013 05:33

Today, while on a family Disney World vacation, I saw a kid shitting on a public bathroom floor. It was my kid. He's 10. FML

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By mom - 30/01/2024 11:00 - United States - San Diego

Today, I had mice in the house and had to kill them with mousetraps. I pulled a trap out with a dead mouse and my four year-old son saw. Mice are his favorite animals, and now he won’t speak to me. FML

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loserman67 35

Monday 13 April 2015 14:28

So he slipped Mickey his "Minnie"?

mattzawesome 28

Monday 13 April 2015 14:24

I don't think I can look at Mickey Mouse the same way anymore...

Comments

chefnoel22 11

Monday 13 April 2015 17:50

It could be worse..

ElNoNo 7

Monday 13 April 2015 18:19

He knows that the pants block all entry. He knows about sex. But we all know what we first thought we knew about sex was incorrect in some was. Talk to him as an adult and it might make it less awkward. Every guy has had that " so that's how it goes or you can't do what?" Moment. This could be his

Clayda 5

Monday 13 April 2015 20:17

Oh yeah! I remember when I was 10 and discovered that no, gay people didn't find a way to make a penis enter another one.

ElNoNo 7

Monday 13 April 2015 22:45

Hmm ok maybe ur moment was really needed

band_geek 18

Monday 13 April 2015 18:24

Well, at least you don't have to worry about child support money.

MrConcise 34

Monday 13 April 2015 18:31

Yeah, but that's hot because the girls are obviously portraying themselves as sexy but crazy and unstable. This kid is just sexually blossoming and confused.