Intimacy: Observation - FML

Observation

By Anonymous - 17/04/2009 05:43 - United States

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Today, my boyfriend was going down on me. Right as I was really getting into it, he pauses, frowns, and says, "I think I see the pee hole." FML

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By miiiiilk - 05/12/2010 11:12 - United States

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Today, as my boyfriend was about to go down on me, he held his breath and said, "I'm going in!" FML

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By thisblows - 16/03/2011 16:50 - United States

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Today, my boyfriend was going down on me. I started to moan right when I was about to climax. He got worried, stopped and asked, "Are you okay?!" FML

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By Anonymous - 29/06/2010 17:34 - Canada

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Today, after going down on my boyfriend, we were cuddling and I went to kiss him. Just before I could reach his lips, he ran his finger over my mouth and whispered, "S-s-s-semen." FML

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By BarbieKen - 14/06/2009 04:14 - United States

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Today, as my boyfriend and I were messing around in his room he took off my underwear. As he was about to go down on me I spread my legs to help out then he looked up at me and said, "You got some toilet paper left behind." FML

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By anonymous - 04/11/2014 12:03 - Canada - North Vancouver

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Today, I was giving my boyfriend a blowjob. I was laying in between his legs because it's just more comfortable. I looked down, and he had pieces of toilet paper sticking out of his butt cheeks. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/09/2012 23:02 - United States - Rocky Point

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Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend doggy-style. I was getting close when he suddenly blurts out, "Babe, you really need to bleach your asshole." FML

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By TooShortToCleanThat - 20/03/2015 03:22 - United States

Today, my boyfriend decided to show off one of his favorite skills: Peeing on my ceiling. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/06/2016 07:45

Today, my boyfriend called me into the bathroom and proudly showed me how far back he could stand from the toilet while he peed. Unfortunately, he got distracted and peed all over the floor I had mopped just an hour before. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/12/2011 17:47 - United States

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Today, my boyfriend and I were getting frisky. He pulled off my panties and was about to go down on me when he said, "Wait, what's this white thing?" It was a piece of toilet paper. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/01/2016 11:03 - United Kingdom - London

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Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. It was all going great until he decided to try talking dirty. His idea of this was moaning loudly, "Just what the pussy ordered" as he entered me. FML

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AWESOM_E 0

Friday 17 April 2009 12:03

I wonder what he expected to see instead...?

hidude12 0

Friday 17 April 2009 12:03

woah anatomy... did he skip out on 4th grade health?

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Nate1993 0

Friday 17 April 2009 19:45

WoW im 15 and i knew that this guy must really fail..

jewels_p 0

Friday 17 April 2009 20:25

LOL at #7! and i agree with the mapping things out for him...then maybe he can get his crayons and color in the map

hubabaluloo 0

Friday 17 April 2009 20:26

Clearly they are not ten if poster is posting this on this website.. Srsy. And it's fyi since she has a bf that has no common sense to realize that that is an observation left unsaid at that moment. x.x That's like a guy saying "You're ****** face looks funny" when you are in mid climax. No?

sarahthedeaf 0

Friday 17 April 2009 20:27

all I can think of regarding all these people saying "he said pee hole omg wtf luser" is the sound of "I think I see your urethra" just reminds me of a gynecologist. Give me pee hole any day.

HomeAl0ne 20

Tuesday 2 August 2011 6:48

Exactly! And the next logical step is seeing which one you squirt out of when you cum.

esushi 0

Friday 17 April 2009 20:29

#94--amen. Stop posting shit that didn't really **** your life, please, and thanks.

patray_angel 0

Friday 17 April 2009 20:32

You guys should really leave the OP alone......no one forced you to go on this website and read what she submitted. Is her life f'ed, not really, but this is still funny. I think if my husband were to have ever said something similar, it would kind of ruin the mood.

xClarkGable 0

Friday 17 April 2009 20:39

YDI. Gross.

kyhole 0

Friday 17 April 2009 20:45

lmfao that's funny as hell

AnaMaree 0

Friday 17 April 2009 20:47

I think I see an idiot. This isn't worthy of a FYL or YDI.

DoubleJG 0

Friday 17 April 2009 20:56

I'm typing this as I sit in my class, laughing. God bless the pee hole.

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