Noob

By facepalming all the way - 19/07/2015 06:02 - United States - Colorado Springs

Today, I had to explain to my incredibly sheltered 15-year-old brother that no, you don't wear condoms on your balls, and that they don't work by squeezing your balls so the sperm are blocked from coming out when you ejaculate. FML
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cutycat136 28

You should tell him that he must get more knowledge on subjects like that before he even considers using one of those for the first time op.

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haileyrows 26

Did he get sex ed in Texas or something?

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Ruskiy_Cherep 18

So ur saying ive been doing it all wrong this whole time? :O

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janfleury 19

Thank God your around. You may need to spend a lot of one on one time with him to help him out. He is your brother after all.

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kaybows 14

And this is why abstinence based sex-ed is the worst.

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WOTAN1488 24

This was a classic FML. Thanks for the lols.

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ohSNAPyall 26

How did he explain the shape of condoms?

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S1N9UL4R17Y 8

that has to be an awkward conversation. XD

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Silk_Routes 14

Your brother needs to change his friend circle...definitely

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