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By facepalming all the way - 19/07/2015 06:02 - United States - Colorado Springs

Today, I had to explain to my incredibly sheltered 15-year-old brother that no, you don't wear condoms on your balls, and that they don't work by squeezing your balls so the sperm are blocked from coming out when you ejaculate. FML

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Same thing different taste

By Evaki1 - 13/06/2011 14:24 - Greece

Today, I had to explain to my little brother that my tampons weren't ear plugs. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/01/2015 15:09 - United States

Today, I had to explain to my little brother that my pads were not in fact "big band-aids" and that he should probably remove them from his legs. FML

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Fair point

By beenawhile - 20/09/2019 04:03 - United States - Boston

Today, my 17 year-old brother asked me if I used birth control. When I told him I did, he responded, "Isn't that like using an inhalor when you don't have asthma?" FML

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By Anonymous - 25/04/2009 04:13 - United States

Today, my 10 year old brother caught me masturbating and then said "Oh, so that's how you do it!". He then ran to his room and locked the door. I inadvertently taught my little brother how to masturbate. FML

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By latter - 24/09/2013 00:05 - United States - Middle River

Today, I had to explain to my brother why it's not OK to stick his knob in the toaster. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/08/2019 17:04 - Canada - Ottawa

Today, I found out my brother doesn't have a problem with "keeping it in the family". It's now up to me to explain why our cousin is pregnant with his kid. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/01/2013 05:39 - Canada - Ottawa

Today, at my 6-year-old son's birthday party, I had to explain to my boyfriend that it's not okay to use condoms as party balloons. FML

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By nycol - 17/02/2012 14:13 - Australia

Today, I had to explain to my 18-year-old boyfriend why it is not okay to pee in the pool. FML

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By ProsserBabe11 - 15/04/2012 02:21 - United States

Today, I had to explain to my brother why he can't go on dates with my new boyfriend and me. FML

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By :( - 02/03/2010 00:14 - United Kingdom

Today, I had to explain to my 14-year-old sister why one must not wear the same pair of knickers for a week. FML

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cutycat136 28

Monday 20 July 2015 0:18

You should tell him that he must get more knowledge on subjects like that before he even considers using one of those for the first time op.

haileyrows 26

Monday 20 July 2015 0:19

Did he get sex ed in Texas or something?

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jamongrande 14

Monday 20 July 2015 9:30

Oh shit, I've been doing it wrong this whole time!

mads_fml 7

Monday 20 July 2015 11:27

Pretty sure constraining/tying balls is a method of castration so...

chuchusheep 19

Monday 20 July 2015 12:31

oh somebody please help our young generation.

psyjoniz 12

Monday 20 July 2015 16:24

plot twist: kid brother meant **** ring.

ajs1987 15

Monday 20 July 2015 17:57

Tell him to wear the condoms backwards, so that all the ribbing is for his benefit, not hers.

captainsmegma 12

Tuesday 21 July 2015 2:04

This is called a teachable moment. Show the poor kid how to use one properly.

ViviMage 38

Tuesday 21 July 2015 4:14

He wants to wear the condom like a tea bagger? Then why is it so long??

A_Net_70 7

Tuesday 21 July 2015 20:52

Hahahhaha omg lmao I would have told him make sure you get all of your sack in the condom to be safe !!

mykeenblade 7

Wednesday 22 July 2015 4:57

I really hope he hasn't been using them that way...

amandaw9009 15

Thursday 23 July 2015 3:15

When I was a kid I thought wearing a condom made it to where the guy couldn't fit inside the woman.

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Noob

Same thing different taste

Fair point

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