By anonymous - 25/11/2015 02:59 - Canada - Edmonton

Today, I learned that I cannot cook or clean in my kitchen because it's too noisy for my neighbour. Every time I do, she bangs on the wall. FML
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fifi125 21

Be more considerate. You don't need to eat, just live off the air you breathe. YDI.

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aperron96 18

Unless you're baking at 2 am with chainsaws and a nail gun, that's unwarranted.

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SilentSin 23

Just bang back. That's what I do

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MariaGiovanni 25

She might call the cops and cause OP a huge problem. It sound slide they live in apartments to she could report it to the apartment manager and if that doesn't work record it and call the cops to have it documented then complain again to management. First rule of any adult conflict is document everything.

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NoOrdinaryNZer 28

Damn seems like a great time to move elsewhere. Although I'm assuming you or her are new to the place. Sorry to hear op.

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cheeeksss 29

I'm assuming OP would much rather just resolve this issue than have to move and alter their lives due to a silly problem.

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NoOrdinaryNZer 28

Well if op has the problem with one person, it'll be the same with any new neighbors

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ChopSuey444 20

#60 most people understand that others must cook and clean, and don't make a fuss about it. So, I disagree.

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Stevethatguy 3

Why did this get so much dislikes? sure it's a little extreme but it was a idea or a suggestion

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fifi125 21

Be more considerate. You don't need to eat, just live off the air you breathe. YDI.

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Lalala579121 27

Yeah I agree. OP should just stop being a brat and learn photosynthesis. It's not that difficult.

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mds9986 24

You can just filter feed! *starts taking deep breaths*

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cheeeksss 29

Next thing you know, the neighbor will be banging for "breathing too loud"

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Rawrshi 25

Just blast music. Then she won't hear you cooking or cleaning. I recommend heavy death metal just to be sure. c:

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Kaalschneid 21

That's better than mine, telling her to go around, and that there's no door on this side. or shout in response "Come in!"

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mezochan 29

Sounds like you need to give your neighbor an early Christmas gift so you don't starve. Earplugs with a note saying you have a matching pair so you don't have to listen to her banging on the wall all the time.

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restinpepperonis 13

You should randomly bang the wall and tell them to shut up continuously

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shoower_fml 9

Bang on the door like Sheldon cooper, and if no one answers just keep doing it. Hahahaha

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aperron96 18

Unless you're baking at 2 am with chainsaws and a nail gun, that's unwarranted.

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skippydoda 32

I don't know how you bake, but chainsaws are kind of needed.

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MDoremis 38

I've used an electric saw and drill before while baking--and it wasn't to build a cake stand.

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OysterPearls 33

She deserves to get Chopped for turning your house into Hell's Kitchen.

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tiger820 20

I see what you did there...

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MonstreBelle 28

I hope this Kitchen Nightmare ends soon for OP

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MrsPegg 45

Go have a talk with her. If that doesn't work, go to the manager/landlord. Then if she is relentless, just turn up some music to drown her out and take care of yourself. Eventually she'll get the point.

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Mpii 11

YDI OP. People need to be able to live in absolute silence. You should be ashamed of your self for making so much noise! You should maybe eat your filth. That way you neither have to cook nor cleat.

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AgentSkyeBarnes 16

#36 says the person who failed to recognize sarcasm

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