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By facepalming all the way - 19/07/2015 06:02 - United States - Colorado Springs

Today, I had to explain to my incredibly sheltered 15-year-old brother that no, you don't wear condoms on your balls, and that they don't work by squeezing your balls so the sperm are blocked from coming out when you ejaculate. FML

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By Evaki1 - 13/06/2011 14:24 - Greece

Today, I had to explain to my little brother that my tampons weren't ear plugs. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/01/2015 15:09 - United States

Today, I had to explain to my little brother that my pads were not in fact "big band-aids" and that he should probably remove them from his legs. FML

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By beenawhile - 20/09/2019 04:03 - United States - Boston

Today, my 17 year-old brother asked me if I used birth control. When I told him I did, he responded, "Isn't that like using an inhalor when you don't have asthma?" FML

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By Anonymous - 25/04/2009 04:13 - United States

Today, my 10 year old brother caught me masturbating and then said "Oh, so that's how you do it!". He then ran to his room and locked the door. I inadvertently taught my little brother how to masturbate. FML

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By latter - 24/09/2013 00:05 - United States - Middle River

Today, I had to explain to my brother why it's not OK to stick his knob in the toaster. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/08/2019 17:04 - Canada - Ottawa

Today, I found out my brother doesn't have a problem with "keeping it in the family". It's now up to me to explain why our cousin is pregnant with his kid. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/01/2013 05:39 - Canada - Ottawa

Today, at my 6-year-old son's birthday party, I had to explain to my boyfriend that it's not okay to use condoms as party balloons. FML

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By nycol - 17/02/2012 14:13 - Australia

Today, I had to explain to my 18-year-old boyfriend why it is not okay to pee in the pool. FML

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By ProsserBabe11 - 15/04/2012 02:21 - United States

Today, I had to explain to my brother why he can't go on dates with my new boyfriend and me. FML

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By :( - 02/03/2010 00:14 - United Kingdom

Today, I had to explain to my 14-year-old sister why one must not wear the same pair of knickers for a week. FML

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cutycat136 28

Monday 20 July 2015 0:18

You should tell him that he must get more knowledge on subjects like that before he even considers using one of those for the first time op.

haileyrows 26

Monday 20 July 2015 0:19

Did he get sex ed in Texas or something?

Comments

arrowgold 19

Monday 20 July 2015 0:23

At least he got some answers from you before embarrassing himself in front of a lady.

Silk_Routes 14

Monday 20 July 2015 3:37

embarrassment or turn on for many

ambidextrousfool 7

Monday 20 July 2015 0:28

How do you wear a long piece of latex on your balls? How do you squeeze them using a condom? Tying a knot around them? Jeez. Your bro is another kind of dumb.

EarlFug 19

Monday 20 July 2015 1:29

If you're single I think I know just the person for you

Joseph24689 14

Thursday 23 July 2015 23:39

mads_fml 7

Monday 20 July 2015 0:31

Intervention quick, before he hurts himself

The_fuzz_buzz 4

Monday 20 July 2015 0:31

Sounds like a... Sticky situation...

ber4fun 23

Monday 20 July 2015 0:35

Do they even still teach sex education in schools these days? I hope they never cut the funding for that.

laurellkawes 31

Monday 20 July 2015 2:00

They do, but in some states they need parental permission to attend that part of health class

snazzymcwho 21

Monday 20 July 2015 6:57

Many many places have cut decent sex ed for "abstinence only" which doesn't actually teach kids anything about their reproductive health. They learn to just "not do it" and then their idiot parents and teachers wonder why they end up pregnant with chlamydia.

rockninja 21

Monday 20 July 2015 0:38

it would be really uncomfortable for me to tell something like that. that too to a family member.

rvontr88 21

Monday 20 July 2015 0:39

And this is why Abstinence only education doesn't work...

MenacingMe 17

Monday 20 July 2015 16:03

Amen to that.

hoosierholla 17

Monday 20 July 2015 0:39

He isn't dumb, he was just never taught. He may have more questions op, and if you're uncomfortable talking to him about this then you may want to point him in the direction of someone who can help him!