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By Ashley Youngman - 16/06/2019 20:04

Today, I spent five minutes shaking a bowl of Jello because it looked cool. FML

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By Jello - 26/02/2009 02:23 - United States

Today, I went to have dessert with my boyfriend. We ordered some Jello. I said that I loved Jello because it is so fun and jiggly. My boyfriend said, "Like you. Except the fun part". FML

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By BeastieHouse - 14/02/2019 00:00

Today, I dropped a brand new jar of molasses into the corner of my completely white kitchen. FML

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By Youdontneed2knowmyname - 05/02/2011 05:29 - United States

Today, I was so bored I began practicing an irish jig. For two hours. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/02/2016 17:43 - Austria

Today, I made a delicious casserole for dinner. Just as I was about to serve it, a bowl fell from the cupboard above, exploded on the counter and made it rain tiny, sharp glass shards on my food. I can't pick them all out. FML

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By Moose - 07/12/2012 17:06 - United States - Charleston

Today, I found out that storing a partially empty bowl of ice cream in the freezer overnight along with the spoon, and then trying to take a bite the next day, can have the same effect as sticking your tongue on a flagpole in the middle of winter. FML

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Can't feel my tongue

By Anonymous - 18/01/2021 17:01

Today, I was using the same metal spoon to stir boiling noodles and the pasta sauce I was heating up. I decided to taste the sauce and see if it was getting warm, forgetting that the spoon was sitting in boiling water three seconds earlier. FML

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By Fauna - 09/05/2019 04:00

Today, I started to make a protein shake to have a healthy breakfast. It exploded. Turns out, my mom lost the rubber gasket and put the blender back, so it looked ready to use. By the time I cleaned it all up, it was time for me to leave for work. I'm now eating chips from the vending machine. FML

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By scarred4life - 27/04/2011 14:05 - Canada

Today, I was absentmindedly playing with a piece of lint. When I looked at it, I realized that I had been rolling and squeezing a dead spider in my fingers for about five minutes. FML

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By Eddy - 14/03/2015 03:27 - United States - Mountain Pine

Today, I decided to have cereal for breakfast. I poured the cereal in the bowl, added the milk and had a spoonful. Then I realized that my cereal was moving in the back of my mouth. FML

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By Agamar - 23/02/2016 05:00 - United States - Skokie

Today, I was so sleep deprived that while making instant oatmeal, I poured the oats into the garbage and put the empty packet in a bowl, then microwaved it for 2 minutes. FML

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Danielle Zion Gadsden 15

Sunday 16 June 2019 20:13

How stoned where you?

Tim Carver 9

Sunday 16 June 2019 20:14

why do you think you eat it with a spoon... so you can smack each piece cause it's been bad and watch them all jiggle

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Danielle Zion Gadsden 15

Sunday 16 June 2019 20:13

How stoned where you?

Tim Carver 9

Sunday 16 June 2019 20:14

why do you think you eat it with a spoon... so you can smack each piece cause it's been bad and watch them all jiggle

mekiswrite 21

Monday 17 June 2019 20:16

Kinky.

Ksweety_fml 27

Sunday 16 June 2019 22:10

hey! I would too. 🤭

manb91gb 15

Sunday 16 June 2019 22:47

I don't think you're ready for that jelly

Joshawott 21

Sunday 16 June 2019 23:06

I mean, you're not wrong.

BurnInDemonFire 33

Monday 17 June 2019 2:21

As long as you didn't tell it to twerk, you're good.

DataWog 30

Monday 17 June 2019 13:25

I once spent an hour watching dry dirt flowing down a hill. I kept poking little clumps because I liked how it looked when it turned to powder and started running down though the pebbles and over the edge like a waterfall.

DataWog 30

Monday 17 June 2019 13:26

I once spent an hour watching dry dirt flowing down a hill. I kept poking little clumps because I liked how it looked when it turned to powder and started running down though the pebbles and over the edge like a waterfall.

PhoenixChick 26

Monday 17 June 2019 15:36

Hey, this is the interent and you'll find your people here. There's an entire blog (or tumblr or whatever) devoted to people posting vidoes of good jello wobbles.

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Today, I got stuck in an elevator. The help-line told me, "Don't touch the door. We'll be there soon". Two hours later, I had a headache, my legs were stiff, and my date must've thought I stood her up. The tech finally arrived, pries the door open, then rudely asked, "Why didn't you do that yourself?" FML

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Today, I tried dyeing my hair at home to save some money. I carefully followed the instructions but when I rinsed it off, my hair turned a shocking shade of shiity neon green. Not wanting to leave the house looking like a radioactive toad, I wore a hat and hoped nobody would notice. FML

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Today, I had to calm my rather gullible boyfriend down and reassure him that the email he got, telling him that he has AIDS, was just a scam. FML

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Today, I realized that I've been intentionally causing arguments with my husband because the spare bed is more comfortable. FML

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Today, I want a baby, but suddenly my partner says he doesn't want any kids because he already has a child. With another woman. He's not been part of the mother's or child's life in over 7 years. FML

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Today, I went to work with a splitting headache, after being ridiculed for calling out with a migraine previously. It was only after I started vomiting blood at my work station that management decided I could go home. FML

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Today, I proudly informed my boyfriend that I am now a size 4, down from an 18, after months of dieting and exercising after he told me he would like me to be a size 6. He broke up with me for "not listening to what he wanted" and "being an overachiever". FML

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Today, I came outside to see someone had written on my car, "I love your hairy butt, pubes, and fat girlfriend!" multiple times. I wouldn't have been bothered if all those things weren't true. FML

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