Dogs, Poopoo peepee, Drunk, ACAB and Cops: Night on the tiles

Night on the tiles

By Anonymous - 07/04/2022 18:00

Today, my wife got drunk and stopped for a pee against the wheel of a parked police car, with three coppers and a dog inside it. FML

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You deserved it 214

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By ironic driver - 04/09/2011 22:10 - United States

Today, I was pulled over for a DWI. The police officer was drunk. FML

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You deserved it 4 608

By BUSTED. - 01/12/2015 19:02 - United Kingdom - London

Today, I punched a drunk woman who kept trying to force herself onto my husband. She turned out to be an off-duty cop. FML

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You deserved it 3 705

By Anonymous - 17/01/2012 03:19 - United States

Today, my wife posted on Facebook, "FUCK THA POLICE!" She got 40 likes. I'm a police officer. FML

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You deserved it 10 637

By bellaskyeb - 08/01/2012 17:42 - United States

Today, I had to bail my drunk husband out of jail after he and his best friend tried to steal a police horse from an officer. FML

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You deserved it 4 243

Didn't see ya there

By mbrooke - 23/03/2009 04:31 - United States

Today, a couple of friends and I were driving around town and saw a lady who had accidentally backed her car up onto a concrete wall. Laughing, we all turned to look as we passed and I drove straight into a parked police car that had stopped to help her. FML

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You deserved it 102 502

By SebastianMiko - 09/11/2012 07:18 - Canada - Calgary

Today, on my job as a police officer, I received a typical domestic disturbance call. Not so typical was the address. Guess my wife's affair went terribly wrong while I was on shift. FML

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You deserved it 2 313

Carefree

By Anonymous - 26/07/2023 12:00

Today, my wife got rear-ended and won't call the police, file an insurance claim, or send a photo of the wreck. She's too busy boozing it up in the city with her girlfriend. This is going to be an expensive lesson in adulting. FML

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You deserved it 140

By dantko - 01/01/2014 05:04 - United States - Dearborn

Today, my wife got so drunk she kissed another guy when the ball dropped. FML

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You deserved it 5 315

By shit - 13/05/2010 21:00 - United States

Today, I accidentally rear-ended an undercover police car. FML

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You deserved it 13 758

By Anonymous - 02/01/2015 22:14 - United States - Baltimore

Today, I got shitfaced at a club. A cute girl I'd met earlier in the evening offered to drive me home in my car and spend the night with me. She crashed my car and did a runner before the cops showed up. They wouldn't believe my story. I now have a wrecked car and a DUI. FML

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You deserved it 10 258

Charlie Given 26

Thursday 7 April 2022 22:48

Was the K-9 dog jealous of her marking his territory 😂😂🤣

SirEnigM0nk 22

Friday 8 April 2022 0:35

Damn, she must have been pretty hammered to mistake a cop car for a fire hydrant.

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Charlie Given 26

Thursday 7 April 2022 22:48

Was the K-9 dog jealous of her marking his territory 😂😂🤣

SirEnigM0nk 22

Friday 8 April 2022 0:35

Pissed off even! Or on in this case...

SirEnigM0nk 22

Friday 8 April 2022 0:35

Damn, she must have been pretty hammered to mistake a cop car for a fire hydrant.

Baka Loli 10

Friday 8 April 2022 4:05

And you didn't stop her?

RichardPencil 30

Friday 8 April 2022 4:44

You'd better hope she got a ticket for that. If she didn't, you don't want to know how she got out of that one.

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Night on the tiles

Same thing different taste

Didn't see ya there

Carefree

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