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  SecretMe00  |  5

Too many negative votes, comment buried. Show the comment

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  Stealthed  |  8

I hate how they get away with littering, everyone just accepts horse crap, but anything else and it's practically jail time. Talk about double standards!

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  StoryOfTheYear  |  13

Speaking of drunkenness. I've always wanted to: 1. Notice a cop car 2. Swerve slightly on the road back and forth 3. Get pulled over 4. Take a sobriety test 5. Utterly fail it while falling all over the place and slurring words 6. Take breathalyzer and have it show 0.00 7. Hopefully drive away scot-free and leave cop really, really confused

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  Blackmail111  |  9

I will not get drunk I will not get druuunk I will not git drukkk I will nawt gi drunka I well nt gdrun I wrrsbulf I BLAAAARGH *falls of chair and passes out in vomit*

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125- I've actually tried this and believe me - it's not worth it. The next step is: * they call other cop colleagues thinking their meter is broke * another tests go 0,00 but they still try more * then the cops think your on drugs * take you to the police station on a not comfortable back seat of their car * do multiple blood tests * send you back after wasting your 2-2,5h * you have to get back to your car by yourself * no one believes police wasted 3,5h of your life

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125- Been there done that (except I tripped during the test but the cop's grunt let me know he thought I was drunk) took a breathalyzer test and it came up 0.00 and he just let me go.

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Actually a horse is the easiest thing to steal because there are no alarms, locks, or trackers, but I'm pretty sure they're going to realize it's not the best thing to escape with once they have it.

By  AmbrosiaWriter  |  17

This is funny, but I suggest that you request your husband stay home and have his buddies come over if they're going to be drinking. At least that way you can keep an eye on him.

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