New day, same shit

By PickYourselfUp - 06/10/2014 03:17 - United States - Chesapeake

Today, was the day I would turn my life around and start losing weight. I went outside for my first run and said, "I got this!" I confidently stepped forward, the first symbolic steps to my new life. In the anticipation, I forgot my porch had steps. I face-planted on my driveway. FML
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nana_star 27

It just wasn't meant to be. Have some pizza and celebrate

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yeahyoutoo 7

Ouch, I hope you're ok. Stay motivated :) However, I laughed way too hard at this one

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ashley_mm 11

Hey at least u tried u should still try tho

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dustbunny7 8

BTW I have done that too but luckily I caught myself in time. Almost hurt myself a few times. Hope you are ok OP.

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KatyLarae 13

It doesn't matter how many times you get knocked down (or face plant) as long as you keep getting back up

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keiNan_fml 35

rise and rise until the lambs become lion

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NodakN8V 25

It's not the fall that hurts...it's the sudden stop at the end.

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mundanemermaid 11

They say the first step is the hardest... for you, this was literal.

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pawelthink 14

Hey OP, get your ass up and try again. You can do it.

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