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I decided to get healthy and now am suffering from terrible sciatica and a potential bulging disc which may need surgery. Healthy is not always healthy :(

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If at first you don't succeed.....take it as a sign that it is not meant to be and just continue with what you were originally doing

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You know, I'm actually getting tired of the "At least..." replies. Every single FML has a dozen people saying "At least blah de blah de blah blah". Can we kill this boring meme once and for all? It should be on Doc Bastard's list.

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51 - I believe I can also add on to an expression: "Sometimes you have to run before you can walk... and sometimes you end up breaking your ankle in the process!"

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"at least" is a meme? I thought people were just saying stuff that could've happened that are worse to try cheer up the OP. My whole life is a lie!!!!

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The amount of creativity on this site never ceases to amaze me. The definitions for "OP" are endless :P

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#25, that's a trick question! The OP doesn't stand -- he's got a broken ankle! It's funny how many people took the bait until I figured it out.

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Sit back and wait for the cholestoral to settle in your arteries and your blood sugar and pressure to rise. *crosses legs and chugs beer* Thats what I call living!

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How do you possibly break your ankle wrong?? Just curious, so I can avoid it in the future!!! In my opinion, breaking your ankle at all is bad lol.

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Hey, OP, what's the name of that restaurant you like with the breadsticks and all the goofy shit on the walls?

Kind of reminds me of when I rode my bike for the first time in months to get fit, then got hit by a car...ah, the road bumps of fitness.

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Who knows? Life is full of secrets... Update: someone ate my leftover cinnamon sticks. I do not know what the universe wants from me. I can't ride my bike, but I can't eat my damn cinnamon sticks. Is it torturing me? Making sure I keep quiet? It's too soon to tell. Will keep my journal close.

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