Neighbours and Noise: Neighbours from hell

Neighbours from hell

By Anonymous - 01/05/2012 19:51 - Canada - Oakville

Today, my new neighbours moved in. I've neither seen nor spoken to them yet; all I know is that they enjoy hammering at the walls for hours on end and repeatedly setting off the fire alarm. All this in the small hours of the morning. I got two hours of sleep. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/04/2022 12:00 - United States - Brookline

Today, my new neighbours moved in. I had always thought my bedroom wall was soundproof, because my old neighbours never complained about my loud night terrors. Turns out they were just stone deaf. The new ones can hear everything. FML

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By need sleep - 25/02/2015 16:53 - United States - Severna Park

Today, it's been three days since I started working 12-hour night shifts. My neighbors have now decided to renovate their house. They're focusing on the rooms sharing my wall. FML

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Keep it down

By Help - 26/11/2011 06:03 - United States

Today, it's the second week into my new neighbors' routine. He works nights, she works days. He likes to blast out Slayer and Napalm Death all day, she likes to drunkenly sing out of tune to Adele all night. I'm on the verge of a nervous breakdown. FML

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Oh no…

By pacelily - 30/08/2016 20:32 - United States - San Marcos

Today, I met my new upstairs neighbors and their 4 kids all under the age of 6. I met them due to all the thudding coming from upstairs. FML

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By 44magnumtime - 06/08/2012 17:57 - Canada - Oakville

Today, some new people moved into the house next door to mine. The previous occupants were very loud and obnoxious day in and day out, so I was looking forward to some sanity. When I went outside, I noticed they'd parked their cars on my lawn. FML

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By hcditfi5foygy - 23/09/2018 13:30

Today, I learned that my new neighbour's car alarm goes off every time a car drives by blasting loud bass. So far, it's gone off 6 times in the last hour. I can't wait until he's done moving in here, where he and his car will stay for the next year. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/03/2015 15:56 - United States - West Babylon

Today, I found out my upstairs neighbors filed a noise complaint against me for banging on the ceiling every night. They conveniently left out the part where they constantly stomp, shout, and do stuff that sounds like they're dropping bricks to the floor every night. FML

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You deserved it 2 896

By tnh - 17/11/2011 17:39 - United States

Today, just like every other day, I was woken up 2 hours earlier than I needed to be, by the alarm belonging to my upstairs neighbors. They won't wake up until their real alarm goes off: me, pounding the walls and yelling in frustration. FML

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By fineillpissthebedthen - 07/02/2013 22:56 - Denmark - ?lborg

Today, my downstairs neighbours screamed at me for making so much noise that I woke their children up and made them cry. The noise was the sound of a loose floorboard shifting as I crept to my bathroom, and again on my way back to bed. They've sworn to get me evicted. FML

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Make it stop

By Anonymous - 10/01/2016 13:17 - United States - Waldorf

Today, I met my new upstairs neighbors. They have a four-month-old child and appear to be firm believers in the "let them cry it out" philosophy. The baby's room is right above mine. A few days of trying to sleep through this shit and I'll look like a Walking Dead extra. FML

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llamafish 25

Wednesday 2 May 2012 0:32

Hey! I love doing that too! Me and your neighbours should have a party! At their place of course, wouldn't want to bother my neighbours.

Grimmerie 31

Wednesday 2 May 2012 0:32

You should get them back. Set off the fire alarm at three AM. By setting their door on fire. Welcome to the neighbourhood!

Comments

Mowampa 1

Wednesday 2 May 2012 2:01

Sounds to me you got yourself a meth addict infestation.

babyshaft408 8

Wednesday 2 May 2012 2:07

Tweakers son if they build it they will come

Heinousness 0

Wednesday 2 May 2012 2:12

Noor, I want your opinion. Do you like my new picture? This is serious, I want to know.

jayisacooter 1

Wednesday 2 May 2012 2:15

Hmmm - they just moved in so why is hammering odd?? Didn't you hang anything when you moved in? You want no noise? Buy a house loser!!!! You're a douche bag!

DespairFaction 11

Wednesday 2 May 2012 2:15

Doesn't the bible say something about being kind to your neighbors? I can see a threesome in your future.

bearyteary 2

Wednesday 2 May 2012 2:20

They sound like keepers!

yourmurderscenex 13

Wednesday 2 May 2012 2:35

retaliate by blasting loud music and inviting obnoxious girls over to giggle and scream. or, if you want to do it the easy way call the police. there has to be a curfew for loud noises. BUT if you don't want to call the police, you can always take a sleeping pill. those always come in handy.

poohappens26 0

Wednesday 2 May 2012 2:46

Ehh that's what happens when ppl move in.. They can't go around asking when it's best for you that they put their house together douche bag.. Go cry a river

THE_A_TEEN 27

Wednesday 2 May 2012 3:27

They should at least be respectful to their neighbours.

calivianya 29

Wednesday 2 May 2012 7:11

It's common sense that the middle of the night is not the best time to be doing the louder activities related to moving in, such as hammering. No asking required.