By unforgettablee - / Monday 29 April 2013 07:08 / United States - Los Angeles
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  Zazoo1995  |  23

I really don't see why this is an FML that deserves a lot of 'FYL', it's not anything close to any of the other embarrassing/FYL-worthy sex FMLs I've read. Cry us a river, build a bridge and get over it, OP. This isn't that bad.

  soccerstar1996  |  18

Sticks and stones may break my bones but chains and whips excite her

By  Hazelino  |  25

But he should

  citygirl28  |  11

"teach me a lesson" - that's pretty dull sex talk unless you've put a schoolgirl outfit on and a cane in his hand. Come on, try something out and see, show some imagination, there's always google! On the other hand if you had the outfit lined up - well kudos, find another partner to be kinky with...

  EVnIAS  |  13

not all girls like to talk dirty some hearing that would be more than they hoped for and ever got before. You should be happy to hear any dirty talk that means they are trying for you don't have to be so picky about it.

  Pussycat86  |  18

I agree 47, it took my sometime to understand what op meant with teach me a lesson! Unless there was an outfit then probably that sentence would be out of contest!

By  MGITSWFTC  |  17

Here's a lesson: not everybody want to do some cliché'd role-playing

  perdix  |  29

#54, I agree. There are a lot of people who can "do" who absolutely suck at teaching others how to "do." Teaching is a unique skill that those who can "do" but can't teach would like to deny.


Today, whilst at my awards night, I got a boner, right as it was my turn to accept my award. To avoid a awkward situation, I flipped it up and under my belt. This failed to make the situation any less awkward, because the head of my penis poked out through my shirt, in plain view of the audience. FML

By Anonymous / Friday 17 September 2010 06:57 / Australia
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