Intimacy, Sex, Embarrassing and Awkward: Mortifying

Mortifying

By Anonymous - 15/07/2015 16:29 - United States - Katy

Today, I went downstairs early in the morning to watch a movie. As I walked into the living room and reached for the light switch, I heard my dad say, "Knew you'd change your mind. Get them off." followed by the sound of a zipper being undone. I've never been so mortified in my life. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/04/2015 10:05 - South Africa - Pretoria

Today, I snuck downstairs to watch a midnight movie. One moment I'm trying to plug my headphones in, in the dark, and the next my dad's beating the shit out of me with a baseball bat. Turns out he snuck down after me for a midnight snack and thought I was a burglar disconnecting the TV. FML

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By scarred - 27/07/2009 04:42 - United States

Today, I heard my parents having sex for the first time so I turned the TV up really loud to drown out the noise, and a minute or two later my mom comes downstairs in this skimpy nightgown to ask me why the TV was so loud and, seeing the horror on my face, kept asking what was wrong with me. FML

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By wtf - 16/05/2014 22:25 - Australia - Narangba

Today, I started watching porn in my room with the volume muted. A minute later, my dad knocked on the door, so I closed everything and called him in. He just said, "Son, you disgust me." and walked out. Now I'm too paranoid to use my own computer. FML

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Lock it up

By stickyface - 24/10/2010 05:18 - Canada

Today, I decided to be adventurous and give my boyfriend head in the downstairs TV room. Just as he was about to come, I heard someone walking towards the door. I took my mouth off to get up and lock the door right as he came. I didn't make it to the door but my dad saw something he will never forget. FML

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By fmjob - 21/07/2009 04:39 - Canada

Today, I finally told my parents I would be changing bedrooms because I could no longer stand hearing them having sex, which is awkward and disturbing. Later, my dad came and asked me quietly if I thought my mom sounded "satisfied." FML

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Quick, hide!

By Mattyboy - 24/08/2009 09:57 - United States

Today, I was making out with my girlfriend at her house. When things started heating up, I heard the front door open and my girlfriend said that it must be her Dad. She handed me my clothes, pushed me out the window, and told me to knock at the front door. Her Dad answered, holding my shoes. FML

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Didn't see you there

By eatmyshipoopie - 18/12/2009 15:20 - United Kingdom

Today, I was getting it on with my boyfriend when my dad opened the door. I thought I hadn't been seen because the door was only open a tiny bit. I then looked into the mirror by the door to see my dad's reflection, staring at mine, horrified. I was on top. FML

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By Tiana - 29/01/2012 02:34 - Canada

Today, I was watching a movie in the basement with my boyfriend when we started to get a little frisky. My mom walks down with dirty laundry and tells him to stop it because I'm creaming all over my undies. She showed him a pair of dirty ones to prove it. FML

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By NO NO NO - 05/08/2013 21:42 - Netherlands - Den Haag

Today, I came home a little earlier than usual, only to walk in on my dad frantically trying to remove a ballgag from my mom's mouth. FML

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By Eminnis - 31/08/2015 03:27 - United States - Woodland Park

Today, I walked in on my dad completely naked. When I expressed my displeasure, he told me to knock next time. I'd agree with him, if he hadn't been standing in the middle of the hallway in our very open living room. FML

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Thursday 16 July 2015 0:00

oh goodness, what happened after???

carebear1228 20

Thursday 16 July 2015 0:03

another victim petrified by thier father's basilisk.

Comments

vorspiel 17

Thursday 16 July 2015 8:38

I assume you haven't stopped screaming ever since.

samuelreza 9

Thursday 16 July 2015 10:12

maybe your dad was expecting your mom? if not wow that's horrible :/

Fmlsea 28

Thursday 16 July 2015 10:44

wow that would be awkward as ****. I hope you high tailed it out of there as quick as you could. May your brain block this memory forever OP !

Xion0014 20

Thursday 16 July 2015 11:54

I would have yelled "I'm YOUR KID NOT MOM!"

rockwrench 18

Thursday 16 July 2015 14:31

Hate to tell you. Parents do have sex after having kids. They do like to mix it up at times. You did walk into an awkward situation though. Sure your dad is feeling as weird as you. Did he realize it was you? Did you sneak out of the room? Inquiring minds need to know.

Shade1982 20

Thursday 16 July 2015 14:33

The fact your parents are having sex still does NOT mean you want to walk into a living room with your father unzipping his pants... Two different things...

ericzaga 4

Thursday 16 July 2015 15:12

Sounds like some taboo **** is about to go down

courtz94 24

Thursday 16 July 2015 16:53

Why didn't you just holler out that it was you the second he was talking to you in the dark? That would be my first instinct since you knew it was your dad.

josace 9

Thursday 16 July 2015 17:08

You're not the one who should be mortified, he's the one who did something completely embarrassing. And it wasn't even public. Don't let it get you down op