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By brendejafulable - 15/08/2020 14:02

Today, I had a conversation about how my day was, while dreaming. That’s how lonely I am. FML

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By Mike - 19/10/2021 14:01

Today, I woke up and realized that the "nice dream" I'd had was just about talking to people. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/11/2021 10:59

Today, I was taking phone calls. In my dreams. That's just how horrible my job is. FML

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By Takegami - 22/11/2018 23:00 - United States - Norge

Today, I realized how alone I truly was when I caught myself talking to a podcast. FML

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By amy - 20/07/2019 02:09

Today, I had a dream about sleeping, which is a dream I have frequently. I’m exhausted even when I sleep. FML

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By lonesome - 15/12/2014 03:22 - United States - Pittsburgh

Today, I was so lonely, I tried to get into bed noiselessly while pretending I had a boyfriend asleep in it. FML

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By unfortunate - 25/04/2012 04:50 - Sweden

Today, I was so lonely that I had a conversation with myself on my way home. It was only when I reached my apartment complex that I discovered that my neighbour had been walking behind me, laughing to himself the whole way. FML

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By Gina Marie Lombardi - 31/07/2021 11:01

Today, I realized how lonely I am when someone called my number by mistake and I talked with them for 5 minutes. I don’t know who she was, but I'm so lonely I was happy to have someone engage in a conversation, even if it was about her calling the wrong number. FML

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Desperation

By Anonymous - 18/02/2022 21:59

Today, I felt so lonely that I went on an online chat website and pretended to be a girl just so someone would talk to me. FML

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Not likely in 2020

By Anonymous - 23/10/2020 20:02 - Canada - Windsor

Today, I’m stuck not being able to sleep, because the thought of someone actually caring about me occurred. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/10/2023 16:00

Today, I felt so affection-deprived that I gave myself pep talks in order to feel less lonely. FML

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Seeya55 31

Saturday 15 August 2020 18:35

me: is it weird to talk to yourself me: no

jfigley 5

Saturday 15 August 2020 18:28

Bruh! Go to a bookstore, or a coffee shop, or someplace you can be by yourself and strike a conversation. At least in times like these you can compliment someone on how you like their face mask and the cool design. Conversation....bam!

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jfigley 5

Saturday 15 August 2020 18:28

Bruh! Go to a bookstore, or a coffee shop, or someplace you can be by yourself and strike a conversation. At least in times like these you can compliment someone on how you like their face mask and the cool design. Conversation....bam!

brendejafulable 41

Sunday 16 August 2020 23:21

Lol that’s a good idea! Thank you

Seeya55 31

Saturday 15 August 2020 18:35

me: is it weird to talk to yourself me: no

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