Awkward, Fight, Public freakouts and Theater: Method acting

Method acting

By hannahk267 - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I was practicing my lines for theater class in the hall. My partner and I chose a script where we argue over me stealing her boyfriend. Since it started to sound like a real argument, another student said that I was a "crazy bitch" and punched me in the face. FML

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By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2018 but it's good stuff

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By Anonymous - 23/04/2023 06:00

Today, my man got arrested for starting a fistfight with a cashier who wouldn't let him smuggle out groceries without paying. It gets worse; two weeks ago he got arrested mugging a guy at a gas station, and he's still on bail. FML

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brun12 1

Friday 18 November 2011 19:45

Well at least you know you're a really good actress

bro1oke 0

Friday 18 November 2011 19:45

Hey atleast you engaged the audience!

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bamaking 0

Friday 18 November 2011 20:18

Wow that sucks

catkat1988 17

Friday 18 November 2011 20:22

Take it as a compliment, it means your acting was good. :-)

16MilesPerHour 0

Friday 18 November 2011 20:29

No, no one punched you in the face. Like, seriously? That is the dumbest thing I have ever heard.

komatights 5

Friday 18 November 2011 20:35

You must be new.

Enslaved 36

Friday 18 November 2011 20:33

"Annnnnd the Tony Award goes to the girl with the black eye"

prelim_champ 10

Friday 18 November 2011 20:39

I would have liked to see her face when you told her you were only acting and that it wasn't real....

dead_rock 3

Friday 18 November 2011 20:54

hurp durp looks like we got a talent prize winner

youshitme 9

Friday 18 November 2011 21:01

You deserved it for not knowing how to spell 'where'. Moron.

murdersquirrel 15

Friday 18 November 2011 21:36

I dislike spelling and grammar errors as much as the next guy, but that's extreme.

cheefer 0

Friday 18 November 2011 21:02

I wish my lies were published FMLs

Bebbo_fml 21

Friday 18 November 2011 21:03

Hey at least you know you're a great actress!

berlynski 4

Friday 18 November 2011 21:03

Psh. You're just that good that people have to hit you.

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