Awkward, Fight, Public freakouts and Theater: Method acting

Method acting

By hannahk267 - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I was practicing my lines for theater class in the hall. My partner and I chose a script where we argue over me stealing her boyfriend. Since it started to sound like a real argument, another student said that I was a "crazy bitch" and punched me in the face. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/04/2023 06:00

Today, my man got arrested for starting a fistfight with a cashier who wouldn't let him smuggle out groceries without paying. It gets worse; two weeks ago he got arrested mugging a guy at a gas station, and he's still on bail. FML

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brun12 1

Friday 18 November 2011 19:45

Well at least you know you're a really good actress

bro1oke 0

Friday 18 November 2011 19:45

Hey atleast you engaged the audience!

Comments

Phatkiller 1

Saturday 19 November 2011 19:29

well sounds like you should get an A

CBlaze93 10

Saturday 19 November 2011 20:57

Your a Theater student. ACT like one.

j2thap 1

Saturday 19 November 2011 21:01

you must be a good actor! whenever i drive around LA i can see who's having a conversation and who's practicing a scene outside of acting class.

XavierMedina 0

Saturday 19 November 2011 22:17

Hope you messed that bitches face up.

seanseansean321 0

Saturday 19 November 2011 22:34

How does this even work? Your practicing for theater class with your partner, some random other student comes up, calls you a crazy bitch, and punches you in the face. You had to of done something to her to get that response.