First Dates, Vegetarian and Love: Meat is murder

Meat is murder

By meatballz - 16/03/2010 04:28 - United States

Today, I went on my first date with a girl I have been infatuated with for months. At the restaurant, the waiter came while she was in the bathroom. I ordered steaks for both of us. Turns out, she is vegetarian, and doesn't like it when men are "overly aggressive." She called me a cow murderer. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/08/2014 22:14 - Sweden - ?kersberga

Today, I went on my first date in 8 years. While we were looking at the menu, the guy said: "So if you're vegetarian, why're you so fat?" FML

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By OmniVore - 25/02/2010 09:42 - United Kingdom

Today, I went on a date with a great vegan guy in my class. We went to a vegi-restaurant, I dutifully ate all the meatless dishes, but he seemed pissed about something, and other diners kept giving me angry looks. After we left, I realised I'd worn my leather jacket to the date. FML

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By moo... - 18/05/2013 02:59

Today, I was on a date with this guy I just met and we went to a fancy restaurant. Halfway through the meal, there was an awkward silence, and he decided to end it by saying "You know, you chew like a cow." FML

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Great date night

By Anonymous - 24/03/2022 06:01

Today, a coworker invited me out for a date, totally out of the blue. I had no idea she liked me, but I did my best to impress. She ordered the most expensive steak on the menu, two bottles of wine, and eventually picked up and went home with our waiter. I got the bill. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/01/2018 01:30

Today, I went on a first date with a guy. As soon as we sat down at the restaurant, he immediately snatched my menu and said "You're having salad." FML

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By steak through the heart - 18/11/2014 18:57 - United States - El Monte

Today, I went on a date. I took her out to an expensive steak house. When she was done eating, she got up, said she was married, and told me she only accepted the date because I'd be paying for it. FML

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By anonymous - 19/11/2016 18:35 - Canada - New Westminster

Today, I was eating lunch on my first date with a really pretty girl, when my ex shows up at the same restaurant and starts telling her how bad of a boyfriend I was. My date left. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/12/2010 05:13 - United States

Today, I was eating dinner with a friend when a really hot guy came up and introduced himself. He told us he was vegetarian, and I wanted to impress him so I told him I was too. I was eating a steak. FML

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Attention to details

By Anonymous - 07/04/2023 10:00 - Spain

Today, I spent hours cooking dinner for my date. When they arrived, they told me that I'd probably not paid much attention to their dating profile, as it clearly mentioned that they were vegan, and thus couldn't eat any of the food I'd prepared. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/09/2009 14:24 - United States

Today, I went on my first date in nearly a year. A few minutes into the meal, he called me "scrumptious" and made animal noises for the rest of it. FML

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Talksyic 0

Tuesday 16 March 2010 12:00

"Cow murderer" is a bit harsh, but you should have waited for her to come back to the table. YDI

playnejayne 0

Tuesday 16 March 2010 12:06

definately deserve it. you should never order for someone else, you idiot.

Comments

cmac86 23

Tuesday 16 March 2010 16:38

#104 rashkavar wins.

GhoStedar 0

Tuesday 16 March 2010 16:39

I've heard the screams of the vegitables, having their skins being peeled; having their insides revieled. I've heard the screams of the vegitables. How do you think that feels? I'll bet it hurts real bad.

dazzlingstar1987 0

Tuesday 16 March 2010 16:43

u never order for your date! it's ur first date how the hell do u think u know what she likes?even if it were me on that date, I love steak but I like to make my own decisions their couldve been something better on the menu

Seddah 3

Tuesday 16 March 2010 16:44

Couldn't have just asked him to come back in a few minutes? OP fails hard. Totally deserved her being pissed at you.

disney_blonde 16

Tuesday 16 March 2010 17:03

Never order steak for someone if they don't tell you specifically that's what they want. Even if she loved steak, you have no idea how she wants it cooked. If someone ordered me medium well steak when I always eat it medium rare, I'd send it back for being overcooked.

alexFYL 11

Tuesday 16 March 2010 17:15

Why? Why would you order for someone else without having any idea what she wanted? Idiot.

yessirfosho 0

Tuesday 16 March 2010 17:20

Well you do kinda deserve it. It's rude to order with out her and especilly to order for her. But at the same time she did over react with the whole cow murderer. In the end it probably wouldn't of worked out anyway if she would get mad everytime you ate meat.

1goodthing 0

Tuesday 16 March 2010 17:30

What age do u live in op?!? Seriously ordering for a girl, doubt anyone like that.. especially on a FIRST date

heypeoplezzz 0

Tuesday 16 March 2010 17:33

Why would you order something without asking them? Don't! I wouldn't like it, and I agree with her. Say to the waitor "oh, can you come back later? My girlfriend is in the bathroom you see."