Sex, Awkward and Intimacy: Mean girls

Mean girls

By oc_cheergirl - 06/04/2011 02:32 - United States

Today, I wore my cheerleading uniform to my boyfriend's house. He was a nerd in high school and mentioned a fantasy about hooking up with a cheerleader. I started acting sassy and a little mean, figuring he would enjoy a more realistic experience. Apparently not, because he started to cry. FML

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So frustrating!

By Justawoman - 04/06/2014 15:52 - Denmark - Aarhus

Today, my boyfriend complained all day about being bored, so wanting to cheer him up, I put on some sexy clothes and went to his house. I got on his bed in my underwear and called him over. He quickly decided he'd rather play Diablo for the next five hours instead. FML

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By koalaburr - 28/04/2015 15:00 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I dressed up sexy to cheer up my boyfriend after a bad day at work. Instead of being cheered up, he accused me of dressing up that way for the male DJs at the radio station where I work. FML

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You IDIOT

By A.L.Woody - 11/08/2009 06:42 - United States

Today, I was approached by the head cheerleader, and she asked for my number. I was so excited that I gave it to her without question. Then she smiled, and walked away. Too bad my girlfriend was right behind me when it happened. FML

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Get out of the way

By SweetDreamsTibi - 10/02/2019 12:00

Today, I was feeling frisky and my boyfriend was playing a video game in the living room. I started dancing in front of the T.V. with only my panties on, to which he responded, "You're every gamer's nightmare." FML

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By csgocockblock - 27/07/2016 17:26 - United States - Jenks

Today, when I got home from work I was pretty "in the mood" so I put on some cute undies and a tank top and went to get my boyfriends attention, he was so into his new computer game all I got was a half smile and a pat on the head. FML

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By anonymous - 03/06/2013 04:41 - United States - Banner Elk

Today, feeling the need to spice things up in our sex life, I dressed up in my husband's navy uniform jacket, hat, and a pair of heels. When he came into the room, he took one look at me and started laughing uncontrollably. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/11/2010 02:32 - United States

Today, I asked my boyfriend to try and man up and act a bit tougher. He started crying. FML

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By lollipopp56 - 26/03/2009 06:09 - Canada

Today, I wanted to surprise my boyfriend by dressing up in sexy lingerie. When I went to answer the door he was standing there with a shocked expression, his friends parked in the driveway had the same expression as well. He came to break up with me. He told me after we had sex. FML

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By username - 31/07/2011 22:19 - United States

Today, I was feeling a little naughty, so I put on a sexy outfit, laid down on the hood of my boyfriend's car, and waited for him to find me. When he came into the garage and saw me, he freaked out and bitched at me, because I "could have dented the chassis". FML

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By Crystal - 08/03/2010 21:35 - United Kingdom

Today, I showed my fiancé the darling Tinkerbell hoodie I'd bought myself during the weekend. Instead of liking it as I'd hoped, he told me my childish wardrobe was embarrassing, and he wasn't going to be seen in public with me until I wore something different. FML

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allmidnighteyes 10

Wednesday 6 April 2011 9:15

Well, I imagine that he was called names and such in high school, and when he he mentioned a cheerleader fantasy, I don't think he thought he'd be getting the stereotypical 1990s bitchface cheerleader stereotype.

Nimmrodel 11

Wednesday 6 April 2011 8:55

Awww poor baby, hope you made it up to him.

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i_luv_u3030 3

Wednesday 6 April 2011 14:10

at least he is a sensitive guy;) lol

ScaughtieHolden 11

Wednesday 6 April 2011 14:11

there proberly was a problem at the post office.

JacobysGirl 0

Wednesday 6 April 2011 14:18

That's horrible. I would hate myself if I ever hurt my fiance, he's my everything and the only one I care about in this ****** thing we call life. maybe next time talk to him and see what he's into than surprise him by acting it out like a few days later. -Jacoby's Girl

lmaoatall 6

Wednesday 6 April 2011 15:03

what do you mean WAS a nerd in highschool? he still is. what a wimp. kick his ass and tell him to grow a pair

creepycreek 6

Wednesday 6 April 2011 15:26

So me crying at my wifes funeral makes me a whimp? Damn guess all those years in the army didnt man my wuss ass up.

raptorfan22 0

Wednesday 6 April 2011 15:31

wow ._____.!!!! but give the kid a break Ahaha

zombiekitten87 12

Wednesday 6 April 2011 15:31

well either you were never picked on in high school or you're just dumb. I'm sure your boyfriend's fantasy didn't involve dredging up bad memories of his past.

TahoeFMler 22

Wednesday 6 April 2011 15:31

What a ******* bitch! Just because she was/is a cheerleader she thinks she has to be a bitch?! What the ******* ****!? She couldn't have just been sexy? Who wants someone to be a bitch to them?? Stupid snatch. YDI.