Annoying and Work: Make it stop

Make it stop

By whatzthehell - 03/06/2009 10:31 - Kuwait

Today, I woke up with a splitting headache. Then someone at work wouldn't stop whistling loudly and it was getting on my nerves. "Can the dick who is whistling please stop?" I asked. It was the general manager of my department. I'm still on probation. FML

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I can't help it!

By ssssssssuck a dick, boss - 18/08/2013 17:29 - United States - Kalispell

Today, my manager took me aside and angrily told me to quit fucking about with our customers. He totally refuses to believe that the slight whistling sound I keep making when I exhale is because I have a chipped tooth. FML

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Leave me alone

By Anonymous - 01/05/2022 10:00

Today, I got a verbal warning at work for "having a resting bitch face." I had a headache. FML

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By Xpload - 29/01/2014 18:26 - United States - Lake Orion

Today, I woke up with a skull-splitting headache. I braved the wind and freezing temperatures to get to work. Today is also the day my boss thought it would be cute to let the elementary school band play at our office. FML

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Gummy

By speechless - 02/11/2010 17:20 - Canada

Today, I had a toothache and applied some numbing gel to soothe the pain. Too much came out and made my whole mouth numb. A man came into my work, thought I was making fun of his lisp, and stormed out really upset. He later called to complain about me. The boss just called me to his office. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/10/2012 06:33 - Canada - Toronto

Today, at work my boss called me into his office because he had received multiple complaints from coworkers about a prank sound machine I have been using to make inappropriate fart sounds at my desk. I wish it was a fart machine; I have a condition. FML

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Social skills

By Anonymous - 29/07/2019 18:00

Today, a really pretty girl came into my work, but when I went up to help her, my brain misfired and I accidentally said, "How can I hump you?" She yelled at me, and my manager put me on probation. FML

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Whiner!

By mrjude - This FML is from back in 2019 but it's good stuff

Today, my boss yelled at me, telling me that I can't answer the phone anymore. Not because I do a bad job, but because a co-worker whined about it being her job. People call her and complain about how rude she is and then ask to talk to me. FML

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Broadcast

By suspended - 25/07/2015 00:59 - United States - Englewood

Today, I had to call a coworker to the office via the store intercom. The damn thing didn't turn off properly and everyone heard me say, "I hate that asshole. Just be where your dumb ass should be." I realized my mistake a few seconds before my manager stormed in and threatened to fire me. FML

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You deserved it 27 043

Troublemaker

By Anonymous - 11/01/2022 05:01

Today, a new hire at my workplace, who is already on probation, yelled at me about filing an HR complaint about him. I had customers, who definitely heard. I've never filed a complaint. FML

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You deserved it 88

By Sleepy - 09/10/2014 14:10 - United Kingdom - Hayes

Today, I fell asleep at my desk. It's bad enough that it was for 45 minutes and that I was snoring. What makes it worse? My boss woke me up. FML

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untoldfame 3

Wednesday 3 June 2009 23:06

a whistling dick huh? that could be quite the party trick.

WildClown 0

Wednesday 3 June 2009 23:03

You're the dick. YDI.

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martie5 0

Wednesday 3 June 2009 23:10

Hahahahhahaha

Coca_fml 0

Wednesday 3 June 2009 23:11

LOL I agree

jonnymohio 2

Wednesday 3 June 2009 23:13

You might be in pain, but you should learn to hold your tongue.

HeyThereGorgeous 0

Wednesday 3 June 2009 23:16

Am I the only one so wondering why the OP was sleeping at work and no one said anything although they were loud enough to be heard saying that?!

lilmisslovely13 15

Saturday 23 April 2011 18:56

where does it say he was sleeping at work? to op try and have better language and be nicer to people. YDI

I2OI3 0

Wednesday 3 June 2009 23:17

Next time just ask "WHO is whistling??" They'll get the hint through indirect communication, YDI

koala_king 0

Wednesday 3 June 2009 23:20

Lol #3 funny

nwc020 0

Wednesday 3 June 2009 23:23

#3 FTW

jesusjr 0

Wednesday 3 June 2009 23:27

On the bright side, you are no longer on probation, good luck with the job search!

mehrabahsan 0

Wednesday 3 June 2009 23:30

Ydi. Maybe there's a nicer way to ask it..?

deaditegirl 0

Wednesday 3 June 2009 23:30

Nice language to use in the workplace. YDI.

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