Annoying and Work: Make it stop

Make it stop

By whatzthehell - 03/06/2009 10:31 - Kuwait

Today, I woke up with a splitting headache. Then someone at work wouldn't stop whistling loudly and it was getting on my nerves. "Can the dick who is whistling please stop?" I asked. It was the general manager of my department. I'm still on probation. FML

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You deserved it 51 438

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I can't help it!

By ssssssssuck a dick, boss - 18/08/2013 17:29 - United States - Kalispell

Today, my manager took me aside and angrily told me to quit fucking about with our customers. He totally refuses to believe that the slight whistling sound I keep making when I exhale is because I have a chipped tooth. FML

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You deserved it 3 189

Leave me alone

By Anonymous - 01/05/2022 10:00

Today, I got a verbal warning at work for "having a resting bitch face." I had a headache. FML

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You deserved it 85

By Xpload - 29/01/2014 18:26 - United States - Lake Orion

Today, I woke up with a skull-splitting headache. I braved the wind and freezing temperatures to get to work. Today is also the day my boss thought it would be cute to let the elementary school band play at our office. FML

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You deserved it 4 227

Gummy

By speechless - 02/11/2010 17:20 - Canada

Today, I had a toothache and applied some numbing gel to soothe the pain. Too much came out and made my whole mouth numb. A man came into my work, thought I was making fun of his lisp, and stormed out really upset. He later called to complain about me. The boss just called me to his office. FML

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You deserved it 3 743

By Anonymous - 18/10/2012 06:33 - Canada - Toronto

Today, at work my boss called me into his office because he had received multiple complaints from coworkers about a prank sound machine I have been using to make inappropriate fart sounds at my desk. I wish it was a fart machine; I have a condition. FML

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You deserved it 2 480

Social skills

By Anonymous - 29/07/2019 18:00

Today, a really pretty girl came into my work, but when I went up to help her, my brain misfired and I accidentally said, "How can I hump you?" She yelled at me, and my manager put me on probation. FML

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You deserved it 2 122

Whiner!

By mrjude - This FML is from back in 2019 but it's good stuff

Today, my boss yelled at me, telling me that I can't answer the phone anymore. Not because I do a bad job, but because a co-worker whined about it being her job. People call her and complain about how rude she is and then ask to talk to me. FML

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You deserved it 186

Broadcast

By suspended - 25/07/2015 00:59 - United States - Englewood

Today, I had to call a coworker to the office via the store intercom. The damn thing didn't turn off properly and everyone heard me say, "I hate that asshole. Just be where your dumb ass should be." I realized my mistake a few seconds before my manager stormed in and threatened to fire me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 14 194

You deserved it 27 043

Troublemaker

By Anonymous - 11/01/2022 05:01

Today, a new hire at my workplace, who is already on probation, yelled at me about filing an HR complaint about him. I had customers, who definitely heard. I've never filed a complaint. FML

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You deserved it 88

By Sleepy - 09/10/2014 14:10 - United Kingdom - Hayes

Today, I fell asleep at my desk. It's bad enough that it was for 45 minutes and that I was snoring. What makes it worse? My boss woke me up. FML

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You deserved it 15 657

untoldfame 3

Wednesday 3 June 2009 23:06

a whistling dick huh? that could be quite the party trick.

WildClown 0

Wednesday 3 June 2009 23:03

You're the dick. YDI.

Comments

lalala135 0

Wednesday 3 June 2009 23:32

Wow you're dumb!

Kristoffer 35

Wednesday 3 June 2009 23:34

#15 you're dumb. He never said he was sleeping at work, just that he woke up with a headache and that someone at work was whistling. Most people would make the logical conclusion that he wasn't sleeping at work.

heyyou1203 0

Wednesday 3 June 2009 23:35

#8 has it. You expect everyone to automatically know every feeling that you have? If you have a headache then it's YOUR responsibility to take advil or tylonel or something to make it stop and NOT everyone else in the world's responsibility to know what you're feeling. And #15, you're an idiot. I doubt he was sleeping at work. He woke up in the morning, in his own bed, with a headache and failed to take medicine for it. Then when he got to work he acted like a dick and got his just desserts.

Solano2580 24

Wednesday 10 August 2016 16:01

#24 try having an insanely painful headache, and someone is making a sound that makes it worse. Not so calm cool and collected when it happens. Also there is no medication in the world that makes a headache go away instantly, especially not Advil or Tylenol.