Transportation: Make it stop

Make it stop

By CapitolSouthSux - 19/09/2013 12:54 - United States

Today, a street preacher got on my metro car and gave a long, loud speech about how we sinful, polluted congressional staffers must inform our bosses that choosing a homosexual lifestyle was like trading your soul for soup. We got stuck in a tunnel for thirty minutes. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/02/2021 04:56

Today, I was on the subway and there was a guy yelling, "Regret your sins and devote yourself to God right now." Another man got up from his seat and told him, "I work 12 hours a day and all I want is to go home and rest, you shut the fuck up or I'll make you meet God personally." FML

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By Anonymous - 29/02/2020 05:00

Today, while finishing shopping with my kids, my female best friend and I were accosted by a street preacher. He screamed that we were an abomination, having biracial children was a sin against nature, and that we were ruining America. Not only we are not gay, he made my kids cry. FML

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By wallet? GONE - 21/04/2013 22:27 - United States - Pueblo

Today, I was mugged by a street preacher. The same one who'd earlier in the day screamed at me for being an evil sinner. FML

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By DieuEstUnHomme - 03/02/2016 15:44 - France - Reims

Today, while on the tramway with my friend, we ended up discussing religion. When we started talking about God, some guy asked us, in a serious tone, to "stop talking about me" because it was really starting to bother him. FML

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By grossgross - 26/09/2009 18:21 - United States

Today, the subway was extremely crowded and I ended up with my butt in a man's crotch. I kept trying to inch away or turn a different way, but there was no room. He could have turned to face the doors, but didn't. He got an erection. I was on there with him for 20 minutes. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/03/2012 10:53 - United States - Los Angeles

Today, a man on the subway serenaded me. That's not the issue. He was cross-eyed, making it hard for me not to laugh in his face. FML

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Epic Boss Battle

By Anon - 04/01/2018 15:00

Today, hoping to seal the deal on a promotion, I had my boss over for dinner. My dad, who lives with me, started ranting about homosexuals burning in hell. My boss’s daughter is a lesbian. Now my dad’s nose is broken and I fear for my job. FML

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He's the boss

By Anonymous - 01/03/2023 00:00

Today, I lost my earbuds on the subway to work, so I had to listen to my boss's terrible music all day. FML

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Crusin' for a brusin'

By The junkie - 23/10/2022 16:00

Today, I was taking the subway home when some entitled fuck called me a "junkie", all because I'm long-haired and have my arms covered in tattoos. FML

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Debate bros

By bitchasshonky - 11/08/2010 04:09 - France

Today, I had a fancy dinner date with a really hot guy. Near the end of our meal, he asked if I wanted to go back to his place. As soon as we walked in the door, he started a religious debate with his roommate. It's been 45 minutes and it's still going. FML

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Vidrill 22

Thursday 19 September 2013 18:39

Sometimes living in the city means you have to drown out all the noise pollution. And that comes out of people's mouths sometimes...

girlbye23 15

Thursday 19 September 2013 20:54

People like that make good Christians look bad

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Outlier357 7

Friday 20 September 2013 1:24

I think I will take the soup, what good is a soul anyway? Because I could really go for a good beef stew right about now

SaintJimmy21 19

Friday 20 September 2013 1:27

"Hey, preachy asshole! Shut up!"

ChunkyBuiscuit 13

Friday 20 September 2013 1:36

I wanna meet that guy and shake his hand. I don't preach it but I love those who do

pdp_fml 21

Friday 20 September 2013 13:12

Maybe his allegations are true?

sandy105 3

Friday 20 September 2013 13:19

Happened to me too, on a train..an ex-drug addict carrying on. And on. It occured to me later that he just swopped one addiction for another....

Huddisher 10

Friday 20 September 2013 13:32

Some preachers are ignorant.

sythe511 28

Friday 20 September 2013 14:18

I agree with the preacher.

tjanus 2

Friday 20 September 2013 14:36

I hope you'll turn down the obamaCare congressional subsidy and follow the law

awsamb 8

Friday 20 September 2013 17:22

How ironic. It seems as he's the one doing the polluting.

mattuti 8

Friday 20 September 2013 18:10

I like soup.

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