Great timing

By letdown - 19/07/2020 14:01

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Today, I finally had sex with a coworker I’d been flirting with for nearly 2 and half years. The sex lasted less than 2 and a half minutes. FML
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juggalo2 20

What a stud! That beats my record by 90 secs.

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juggalo2 20

What a stud! That beats my record by 90 secs.

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RichardPencil 30

Despite the symbol I'm seeing on the app, I'm guessing the OP is female. For a guy, speed sex gives us the same number of orgasms as dragging it out using edging. At least you have 12-1/2 minutes left on your lunch break.

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BigSissy 14

Richard, you really crack me up!

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BigSissy 14

Richard, you really crack me up!

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tounces7 27

Yeah guys don't last long when it's been a long time. So don't expect much actual fulfillment from one night stands other than another trophy.

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Brightside86 30

Yeah probably a fluke. Honestly better than the alternative and good indicator that he really likes you.

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Hamster8 1

And? Where is the problem?

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Jr Alvarado 10

I can go at least 5-6 rounds honestly

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voodoo66 5

get back on that horse and go for another round

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