Love language

By Anonymous - 07/05/2015 02:12 - United States - San Francisco

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Today, my boyfriend complained that I only respond to his flirtations with exasperation and annoyance. Apparently, grunting and humping my leg like an ill-mannered dog while I'm trying to wash dishes is his way of flirting. FML
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mrlawlor7777 26

Smack him on the nose with a rolled up newspaper next time and say "bad Fido".

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Lorenzo1102 21

Apparently I've been doing it wrong for the last 4 years

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Mooglefox 23

Well women keep telling us that we are dogs

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AchesonWilliams 2

Next time spray him with the water and say bad dog!! :)

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lostinareverie 21

So he was literally living the men are dogs saying then.

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sahmnc420 13

Oh I so feel your pain! Mine a husband n he also does this while I'm removing dinner from the oven

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rockwrench 18

Maybe you should have him neutered.

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jhoe89 13

get a spray bottle and yell down boy !

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hushhh 4

Maybe you need to find an older boyfriend. Yours seems to immature.

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Astrobomb 21

that's his way of flirting. . . that's adorable. I'd laugh.

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