Embarrassing, Dance and Relatable: Lord of the dance

Lord of the dance

By DeActivated - 04/05/2013 00:39 - United States - West Jordan

Today, I was at dance rehearsal. As a male dancer I like to keep the fact that I dance a secret because of the stupid stereotypes male dancers have. This plan was quickly shot down when I discovered I was performing at my school. FML

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Today, I was at a ballet recital with my friend, sitting between her and the mother of the head male ballerina. When he came on stage in obscenely tight white tights I whispered to my friend, "You can see his whole freaking package!" I'd whispered to the wrong side. FML

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Today, while I was on stage dancing for a competition dress rehearsal, my top fell off, exposing my breasts. I was really embarrassed, but fortunately no one said anything about it. That is until a kid in the audience came up to me and said, "That was a disappointment." FML

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By apparentlyunsexy - 27/10/2011 04:00 - United States

Today, while dancing at my studio, our instructor was giving us all characters opposite of ourselves to portray in an improv solo. My friends got cool things like "creepy" and "vulnerable". I got "extremely sexy". FML

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By girl - 22/11/2009 00:36 - United States

Today, in dance class we did a choreography where we wear two shirts and take one off in one quick motion. After I took mine off, the audience goes "aaah". Then I realize that I had taken both my shirts off as stood there with only my bra on. I was being videotaped. FML

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By Travolta - 20/05/2019 02:13

Today, I was at a party and I danced. Judging by people's stares, I should never ever attempt it again. FML

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Today, I went to a party. I tried dancing in public for the first time ever. Judging by the whispers, stares, and giggles, I'm never doing it again. FML

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By gassy - 29/12/2012 09:32 - United States - Kirkland

Today, I auditioned for a role in ballet. My stomach was in pain and as I ran to be lifted into the air by my partner, I let out a huge fart. The auditorium was dead silent. FML

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By IcantDance! - 01/10/2012 16:05 - United States - Daphne

Today, although I can't dance, I decided to go to a club. A really cute girl asked me to dance, and I politely declined. She kept insisting, so I finally said okay. A few minutes in, she stopped, looked at me, and said, "If you're going to make fun of my dancing, I'm leaving." FML

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Anitlifegrand 8

Saturday 4 May 2013 9:35

**** it man. Everybody likes to dance. Ha

NotGabe 28

Saturday 4 May 2013 9:38

Forget what others think and do what you love. Dance your heart out!

Comments

Jharrist89 12

Sunday 5 May 2013 17:56

Some women find that shit sexy. It may be your key to getting a lot of.... Hope it all works out for ya Op!

onorexveritas 23

Sunday 5 May 2013 18:43

oh f the haters dude.... haha

worldclassrager 39

Sunday 5 May 2013 19:36

Who doesn't dance? Break a leg man! Show em men can dance!

jeepers_1 21

Monday 6 May 2013 19:48

I just think gender stereotypes are silly, just because a woman is into things like mechanics or sports or a man is into things like cooking or dance, doesn't mean they are homosexual, and even if they are so what?

SMurphy501 6

Monday 6 May 2013 23:15

I am so sorry...my dear unlucky friend

Mike2293 5

Tuesday 7 May 2013 0:20

Could still be awesome man. Unless it's male ballet. Then switch schools!!!

baref00tmama 15

Wednesday 15 May 2013 0:09

If you're a male dancer, you're probably well-coordinated (not to mention flexible!) with a good body, right? Women tend to like those traits. (I'm assuming you're straight). And if it is ballet, for those making fun of you I have two words-Mikhail Baryshnikov.