By gassy / Saturday 29 December 2012 09:32 / United States - Kirkland
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  Inheritance  |  10

Takes a whole new meaning of, 'silent, but deadly.'

  102Percent  |  5

Well OP, this could have done wonders for you. When you farted in mid-air, you shouldn't have felt ashamed, rather, thankful. The fart could have been used in your advantage, giving you extra flight. Shoulda done a flip.

By  rocketiquette  |  19

I have nothing.... Bummer. Hope you aren't a nervous tooter.

  lilhellian  |  26

*Plays funeral music* I do agree with 49 tho:)

  rebecamp494  |  5

Why did you even bother to comment if you "had nothing"? Bitch please...

  rocketiquette  |  19

98- calm your tits, I already got reemed out by the fml rents.
But in all seriousness, I said "I got nothing" in the sense of "damn all I can really say is fuck that really sucks" hence "bummer". But thank you everyone for telling me that's a no no around here, I promise it won't happen again, please don't ground me.

By  ewang_  |  12

Lay off the baked beans next time

  cristy91  |  33

Who knows, maybe that will be her winning ticket. If she continued nicely, it shows OP can handle herself under expected situations and can recover from even the most crippling of embarrassments.

  sens3sfailing  |  24

agreed. isnt part of being a great stage performer is being able to handle everything that is thrown at you? a lot of bravery and self confidence makes the best performers

By  YDIbroski  |  7

YDI for not letting it out beforehand.

  YDIbroski  |  7

I can.

  lilhellian  |  26

23 Try and fart 34 times right this minute. I'm sure when you shit yourself you will learn just how much control there really is.. OR hold a fart in for 14 hours..

  poccocurantes  |  7

YDIbroski Things to do today

8:00 eat breakfast
8:30 remedial math class
9:45 meeting with student advisor
10:20 slip in the alley by the student union and let out the fart that has been building since breakfast.
10:25 English 101

  stewpididiot  |  11

Especially if the ballet was about the Hindenberg disaster

By  twinkiefeets  |  17

I think you lost the part, sorry. Maybe next time take some gas pills first.

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