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Lonesome

By AwesomePGnarles - 13/02/2009 08:17 - United States

Today, I realized that I know more about the history of the Transformers than I do about talking to women. FML

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Top comments

Kat_MS 0

Friday 13 February 2009 12:25

Aww...I feel the same with males quite often. But it takes time. Hey, who knows, maybe one day you'll find a woman who appreciates a man who knows his Transformers history ;)

UnleashedKilla1 4

Saturday 5 April 2014 1:53

Don't worry OP, no one knows anything about women, and how they work. Including us with girlfriends.

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hellmoose 0

Thursday 19 February 2009 21:51

sounds like a good friend of mine, he has the same problem

yuyo_fml 0

Thursday 5 March 2009 18:35

maybe your gay who knows

brand125 17

Sunday 27 April 2014 6:49

um that has nothing to do with this situation, the op is being socially awkward around girls is cause he likes them. where alot of gay guys tend to feel more comfortable around girls...

Ghost187 0

Friday 6 March 2009 4:06

join the club man...

chloeblue 0

Thursday 12 March 2009 5:51

i'm a girl, I like transformers! smile hun!

Fnukk 0

Friday 27 March 2009 15:23

Whats there to "know" about talking to women? Everyones different man! Just be confident, and everything will be just fine.

JessieDevil666 4

Monday 30 March 2009 6:26

I dunno, whats the use in knowing how to talk to women? I'd rather know the transformers facts. I figure whenever I wanna pick up a guy or, should I change teams, a woman, I'll just wing it, it's too hard trying to figure out specific ways to talk to people

SilentSonata 0

Wednesday 8 April 2009 19:00

Oo_oO

6124C3 0

Thursday 16 April 2009 8:50

well i like you already. :)

writerajere 0

Thursday 21 May 2009 1:47

Transformers are cool!

abbulldog1499 0

Wednesday 3 June 2009 3:12

You need a life. Get a girlfriend or something. It sounds like you need one.

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