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chinese food is rather enjoyable... Or do you really just like to eat out and ur wife doesnt enjoy it? lol

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Imagine the Chinese guy's FML: "Today, I am beginning to get suspicious about one man who keeps calling for Chinese take-out and making conversation. He won't stop calling. FML."

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#15 and #16 so the fuck what if the op is fat I don't think that has any thing to do with the situation.

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dude fucking shut up and get a divorce. seriously, if u are not enjoying ur marrage and u don't love ur wife anymore, then stop trying.

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42 is pretty...i want her hair. and i was jk...but seriously..he should try to work it out with his wife or divorce her

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#53 thank you N yeah I agree he should do something to work it out with his. also I wasn't telling you to shut the hell up lol I was telling # 15

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agreed. If you don't enjoy talking to the person who is supposed to be the love of your life, then that's a problem.

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Today, I realised my husband spends more time and receives more satisfaction talking on the phone with Chinese take away than talking to me. FML

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He's fat because he eats Chinese takeout? as if all of you women have never eaten Chinese takeout before. grow the fuck up....

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chinese guy: You want food fast or you come get? Op: Nice weather isn't it? Other guy: O.o

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40, he never said he didn't love his wife, he just said he enjoys ordering food more than he loves talking to his wife. calm down

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For all the people saying YDI and he should divorce his wife, maybe he's from the Catholic part of Ireland. Divorce would be a bigger FML

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it's not as easy to divorce as just saying it. With everything being slanted in a women's favour these days, a man loses everything if they get a divorce. There's a good chance that he can't afford to get a divorce in this economy.

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there is a simple solution to this. force your wife to work at the Chinese takeout place! this way you can talk to her AND she'll be where the belongs: in the kitchen

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I said he was fat because he must call takeout quite often from what he described. geez guys grow the hell up

chinese food is rather enjoyable... Or do you really just like to eat out and ur wife doesnt enjoy it? lol

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Lets just hope OP doesn't make a habit out of asking the Chinese take away guy what he's wearing.

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just because you are an an employee doesn't mean you get it free. for example walmart people don't get a free HDTV

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Thank you for clarfying that. I'm sorry you're a wal mart employee and wished you could have had a free HD TV

Is anyone else a little tired of these FMLs that say, "Today, I realized that I get more satisfaction from _________ than I do from _________ with my significant other. FML" ? At the end of the day, you're a product of your own decisions, so if your life sucks, start changing it or don't complain.

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@68 I loved that show. It's like they took scenes from my life. ... except for the being a girl part. Oh well.

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Pahaha! This is funny because your wife is Chinese. I don't stalk you I swear, I just "overhear"! How are you these days, lickmyjock? I see you've changed your picture.

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are you fucking stalking me? I'm not on EVERY post dumbass! Go and fucking check if you want and stop talking out your ass.

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Reading ALL the daily FMLs only takes up 10 minutes on my time. commenting takes 15? Oh noooo I have no like because I'm on this for about 20 minutes on a good day?

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i just wanna know how he knows you're on here everyday. i'm assuming he must be too to figure that out. ohh the irony.

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