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By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I realized that the only things I gained from my Masters programs are more debt and the knowledge that you can use a semicolon in a list. FML
I agree, your life sucks 24 185
You deserved it 5 591
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mshafty 0

NO WAY. You went out and got a bullshit degree with bad job prospects and now can't get a job. Haven't seen this FMY before!!

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Brave_Sir_Robin 4

F**k My Yo-Yo? F**k My Yarn? F**k My Youth? F**k My Yogurt? F**k My Youngster?

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Bunhyung 0

If it took you that many years to understand what a semi-colon is used for, than yeah, you totally deserved it.

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IDKWhatHappened 0

@31 You're an idiot; do you see your mistake now?

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MermaidSongXOXO 6

Obviously you had your head up your butt and completely ignored your lessons.... They taught also you that semi-colons can be used to link two independent clauses with no connecting words. You deserve it; you missed half of the lesson on semi-colons.

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MermaidSongXOXO 6

They also taught you*

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hoolie06 0

Unless, of course, he already knew that.

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MermaidSongXOXO 6

Which, of course, is part of my joke -_-

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ColdGold 6

Where I work, we have master's degrees applying for entry-level, low-paying positions. The ones who do have master's degrees have to do community work and have a pet project. There is not that many jobs to go around. The old farts are not retiring so the good jobs don't ever open up.

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spiderman0606 0

Retiring... or dying. Whichever's first.

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delco714 0

from my MA i got the certification to prescribe medicine, assist in surgery and do anything else along those lines.

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ragsy 7

Note OP says "masters programs," not masters degree. Sounds like a bitter student looking for a reason to drop out.

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ROFLUMAD 0

Masters in English? YDI right there, end of story. Oh, and have fun working at McDonald's.

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reyemrein 0

c'mon he could get to Wendy's if he really applies himself

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Osakhomen 0

It looks better than just a bachelors..

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gotit4cheap 0

should of listen to yo momma and sold drugs instead...

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Uzumaki_fml 0

Well look there! You're writing all that in one sentence. Oh... you could do that before you got a degree too.

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