Love, Sex, Pregnancy and Cheating: Extorsion, but kinda deserved

Extorsion, but kinda deserved

By Soon2beBroKe - 22/05/2023 06:00

Today, I'm now jobless and girlfriend-less. The cat got out of the bag that I impregnated my co-worker, who I’ve been secretly dating. What caused this? I didn’t have enough hush money to pay my other co-worker. FML

I agree, your life sucks 149

You deserved it 3 794

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Same thing different taste

By mjohnston - 27/03/2009 14:47 - United States

Today, I was fired from a managerial position I've held for two years due to "inappropriate relations with a subordinate": I was dating a coworker. My girlfriend then broke up with me four hours later. Because I no longer had a job. I hired her. FML

I agree, your life sucks 61 581

You deserved it 13 674

Unexpected

By kalazoo21 - 25/08/2009 12:54 - United States

Today, I quit my job that my girlfriend and I worked together at. Fellow employees are not allowed to date one another and I said it would be ok if I was the one to leave. When I got home to her and told her that I quit, she decided to break up with me. I now have no job and no girlfriend. FML

I agree, your life sucks 45 220

You deserved it 12 789

Edit King

By Cianna - 15/12/2021 23:01

Today, I dumped my coworker boyfriend because I caught him cheating with another coworker. He reported me for sexual harassment, and showed my boss the consensual texts we shared during our relationship. Turns out he edited them to make it look like I was the one “harassing” him. Sucks to be jobless. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 631

You deserved it 280

Black balled

By Don't complain about good fortune - 20/02/2024 17:00 - United States

Today, my wife somehow found out that my "surprise bonus" from earlier this year was actually hush money from my boss to keep quiet about her affair. Rather than let a good thing alone, she threw a fit and called my boss's husband. Now I'm jobless, and my boss has sworn I'll never work in my industry again. FML

I agree, your life sucks 672

You deserved it 242

Get her back, you fool!

By poopface82 - 05/02/2024 15:00 - United States

Today, my financial situation is so bad that I had to surrender my beloved calico cat because I can’t take care of her. On top of that, my ex-wife found out and crucified me over it. I’ve been fucked up about it all day, and everything reminds me of my cat. Sorry, baby girl. FML

I agree, your life sucks 618

You deserved it 148

The truth will out

By John - 12/12/2021 11:01

Today, my fiancée decided to leave me because she wasn't happy. Little did I know, she's been fucking her coworker for the past month or so. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 458

You deserved it 128

By mysterygurll1234567 - 20/01/2010 05:09 - United States

Today, I was fired from my job. The reason? My boss didn't feel comfortable paying his son's girlfriend. FML

I agree, your life sucks 32 753

You deserved it 3 710

Sick move, bro

By jlw1998 - 25/04/2016 04:36 - United States - Dallas

Today, I bought my girlfriend a cat. I now have a cat and no girlfriend. FML

I agree, your life sucks 18 492

You deserved it 4 506

Caught up

By Abandonedgirl101 - 07/05/2021 11:01

Today, I found out the real reason my boyfriend was terminated from work: for having an inappropriate sexual relationship with a coworker, and not because he was "furloughed from COVID" like he said was. Oh, and he got her pregnant. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 748

You deserved it 114

Get back here!

By frenchie12 - 24/03/2019 02:00

Today, I hooked up with a girl. The condom fell off when I pulled out. When the girl left, I couldn't find it. I saw my roommate cat's with it, so I chased him and he escaped. My roommate now wants to kill me. She found the condom on her bed and doesn't believe me. I might have to move out. FML

I agree, your life sucks 2 463

You deserved it 574

who.me 5

Monday 22 May 2023 6:51

Actually what caused it, is your cheating.

whatshername?! 39

Monday 22 May 2023 7:02

I have a totally different answer to your question 'what caused this'.

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who.me 5

Monday 22 May 2023 6:51

Actually what caused it, is your cheating.

whatshername?! 39

Monday 22 May 2023 7:02

I have a totally different answer to your question 'what caused this'.

Jesse Duff 15

Monday 22 May 2023 7:15

" I'm an a**hole who couldn't keep it in my pants and everyone knows now" why do these people even come on here.

ODBeefalo 10

Monday 22 May 2023 19:33

and they either A: don't see what they did wrong or B: see their misery as someone else's fault for making their own shittiness known.

Hangryko 29

Monday 22 May 2023 9:49

Did you really expect sympathy? Fool. YDI

RichardPencil 30

Monday 22 May 2023 11:23

Well, you'd better get another job to pay the child support and the alimony. Get used to working your ass off just to eat ramen noodles in your squalid rented room. Your first mistake was paying hush money. A certain celebrity paid $130,000 in hush money to cover up an affair and we all found out about it anyways. It doesn't work.

JasonThorn 19

Thursday 25 May 2023 15:51

Gotta agree with ya this time. OP literally screwed around and not only found out, but GOT found out. This is what you risk when you dip your pen in the company ink.

Ubehage 32

Monday 22 May 2023 14:21

Imagine what you could've done with all the hush-money. YDI. Cheating a**hole.

Nazmazh 18

Monday 22 May 2023 14:40

"What caused this?" My dude... It was you cheating on your girlfriend with your coworker that caused this. The chain of events that led to you losing your job and girlfriend categorically would not have started if you'd simply not done that.