Life experiences

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I realized that the only things I gained from my Masters programs are more debt and the knowledge that you can use a semicolon in a list. FML
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mshafty 0

NO WAY. You went out and got a bullshit degree with bad job prospects and now can't get a job. Haven't seen this FMY before!!

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Brave_Sir_Robin 4

F**k My Yo-Yo? F**k My Yarn? F**k My Youth? F**k My Yogurt? F**k My Youngster?

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nieska18 0

bwahaha #50. who uses semicolons anyways...

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turdburgers 0

How did you start a masters program without knowing anything about what you'd be learning? Did you do any research at all? You should have seen this as a waste of time from the beginning.

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Miso_Soupu 0

YDI 1. You should never pay for a Master's degree. They should pay YOU. 2. Do more research next time. Sounds like a crap program at a crap school. If you cannot get into a decent program you should look into something different.

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pepperandroses 0

That's not a bad skill to know. It'll really help you out a few years down the road.

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Pearljammer001 0

expensive fail!

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yourkiddingright_fml 0

Bullshit!

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Darwinawardwinne 0

Nope you're still under qualified, just because you mastered the colo and hyphen forms does not make the semicolon dragon warrior, foolish mortal.

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rramirez1 0

that's what happens when u believe this ITT tech commercials...

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