Healthy Lifestyle, Movies and Teenagers: Let's slip out of here

Let's slip out of here

By Anonymous - 07/04/2009 02:11 - United States

Today, my friends and I saw a movie. We sat in the balcony. Halfway during the movie we heard a commotion, thinking it was a group of unruly teenagers like us, we began to pelt the lower half of the theater with candy. We later learned that it was a man having a heart attack. FML

I agree, your life sucks 11 923

You deserved it 100 363

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By anonymous - 17/12/2011 02:06 - United States

Today, I went to the movies with my friends. All throughout, some guy kept making weird sounds and breathing deeply. Midway through the movie, he got even louder. Just as I was about to snap, chunks of vomit sprayed over my chair and shoulders. FML

I agree, your life sucks 36 023

You deserved it 2 519

By sheyo - 05/03/2009 01:13 - Canada

Today, I went to the movies with some girlfriends. The guy behind us was making these pervy, heavy breathing noises, so we threw some popcorn at him. When the movie finished, we saw him in a wheelchair - with a breathing tube sticking out of his neck. FML

I agree, your life sucks 34 501

You deserved it 315 067

By escortedout - 23/10/2010 23:14 - United States

Today, I was at a movie theater. I heard some obnoxious people talking in front of me. After about 5 minutes, I began throwing popcorn at a group of suspected people. As I was escorted out, I realized that the obnoxious people were in the background of the movie. FML

I agree, your life sucks 6 128

You deserved it 47 309

Fit as a fiddle

By Anonymous - 09/07/2018 20:30

Today, I, a man in his 40s, had to be taken to the hospital because I was laughing so hard at an old Disney movie that my diaphragm went into spasms. I stopped breathing and passed out for a few minutes, and my son had to call an ambulance. FML

I agree, your life sucks 4 005

You deserved it 422

Immersive experience

By Stormy - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, after a long and tiring day at work, I went to the movies, where I loaded up on soda, popcorn, and candy, and settled in to enjoy the movie. I ended up falling asleep and being woken up two hours later by an usher. FML

I agree, your life sucks 28 205

You deserved it 8 382

Close shave

By Elisabeth - 16/08/2020 17:01

Today, I went to the movies with my boyfriend. He went to get popcorn and I went to the bathroom. Thinking he had got back before me, I sat down next to him in the theater. I leaned in to kiss him, then realized it was some 70-year-oldish woman. FML

I agree, your life sucks 577

You deserved it 1 481

By zaynemaliksvagina - 24/06/2015 17:10 - United States - Shrewsbury

Today, I was having a rough day, so I decided to go to the movies to unwind. 15 minutes in, some assmunch behind me said "This movie sucks!" then dumped his drink over my head and ran out. FML

I agree, your life sucks 30 407

You deserved it 1 887

Scary

By xHoho - 26/11/2013 05:50 - United States - West Fargo

Today, I took my girlfriend to a scary movie, hoping I could comfort her at a scary part. Instead when a scary part came on, she reacted by throwing up all over my lap and the person in front of us. FML

I agree, your life sucks 45 315

You deserved it 8 723

By wow, thanks - 18/08/2012 00:39 - United States - Seattle

Today, my family and I went to the movie theater. There weren't enough free seats near the front, so I sat a few rows back with my grandpa. He kept throwing our snacks at my parents' heads all through the movie. He claimed he'd been asleep the whole time, and I'm now grounded. FML

I agree, your life sucks 29 912

You deserved it 2 363

By mm - 12/11/2012 17:27 - United Kingdom - Warrington

Today, I went to see a movie with three of my friends, and I was sharing popcorn with one of them. Halfway through the movie, my friend asked me why I wasn't eating our popcorn. I then realised I'd been taking popcorn from the man sitting next to me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 31 846

You deserved it 8 969

Endymion_fml 0

Tuesday 7 April 2009 9:45

Would YOU like to have to clean that up?

AWESOM_E 0

Tuesday 7 April 2009 9:52

Why not be showered with candy when you get a heart attack? It's an awesome way to die

Comments

yumyum_isacult 0

Tuesday 7 April 2009 22:47

this guys a dumbass. grow the **** up. hey lets throw shit in the theatre because we're not gonna clean it up anyway. and #6 is a dumbass as well.

Francis_fml 0

Tuesday 7 April 2009 23:07

ever here of assuming?

lara522 0

Tuesday 7 April 2009 23:07

YDI. Grow up already. #67 lmao!!

Francis_fml 0

Tuesday 7 April 2009 23:10

and apparently i can't spell lol

average_girl 0

Tuesday 7 April 2009 23:33

umm u couldve just said excuse me instead of throwing candy.. i dnt think YOU would be too happy 2 clean tht up would u? and u just made a man who was having a heart attack even more stressed.. there is a spot reserved 4 u in hell!

TBD3 0

Tuesday 7 April 2009 23:47

How old are you? You call them "unruly teenagers" yet you're throwing candy off of balconies?

Ron_fml 0

Wednesday 8 April 2009 0:03

how is this an FML unless having a movie interupted is SO important

plokiju 0

Wednesday 8 April 2009 0:04

its people like you who made me hate going to the movies.....

citruslatte 0

Wednesday 8 April 2009 0:04

agreed with #10. none the less, seriously? you just had to pour candy? c'mon, man.

thereitgo 1

Wednesday 8 April 2009 0:22

lol this is pretty stupid of the guy but why the hell are people going off on him for acting out during a movie? anybody who hasn't either doesn't have any 1. balls or 2. friends to go with. learn to have some fun, christ. not to imply that actually THROWING things is appropriate in a theater, but really, it's not that big of a deal. you'd think they somehow blew up the screen or something. i'll only say he deserved it for mistaking a man having a heart attack for other teenagers. and really, if you are under risk of having a heart attack simply from watching a movie, gtfo of the theater. and i understand that it can happen randomly without prompt due to various conditions or w/e so don't bother. but still wth? finally i'm tired of ******* people getting pissed off cuz they believe the FMLs are fake... why the hell do you care so much? the point of the site is entertainment and sharing stories. it doesn't particularly matter whether they're real or not. people act like they're personally offended if someone posts what they believe is a false FML, and then they insult the person rudely for no reason at all. get your panties out of a damn bunch, seriously. or else you think you're a sleuth or something for "figuring out" that it's a fake FML? "Ohh, I believe I've seen a similar FML to this before or seen this story on a different site. You must have ripped off it, this is a false story. Ha!" wow? good ******* job detective.