Healthy Lifestyle, Movies and Teenagers: Let's slip out of here

Let's slip out of here

By Anonymous - 07/04/2009 02:11 - United States

Today, my friends and I saw a movie. We sat in the balcony. Halfway during the movie we heard a commotion, thinking it was a group of unruly teenagers like us, we began to pelt the lower half of the theater with candy. We later learned that it was a man having a heart attack. FML

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By anonymous - 17/12/2011 02:06 - United States

Today, I went to the movies with my friends. All throughout, some guy kept making weird sounds and breathing deeply. Midway through the movie, he got even louder. Just as I was about to snap, chunks of vomit sprayed over my chair and shoulders. FML

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You deserved it 2 520

By sheyo - 05/03/2009 01:13 - Canada

Today, I went to the movies with some girlfriends. The guy behind us was making these pervy, heavy breathing noises, so we threw some popcorn at him. When the movie finished, we saw him in a wheelchair - with a breathing tube sticking out of his neck. FML

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You deserved it 315 073

By escortedout - 23/10/2010 23:14 - United States

Today, I was at a movie theater. I heard some obnoxious people talking in front of me. After about 5 minutes, I began throwing popcorn at a group of suspected people. As I was escorted out, I realized that the obnoxious people were in the background of the movie. FML

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Fit as a fiddle

By Anonymous - 09/07/2018 20:30

Today, I, a man in his 40s, had to be taken to the hospital because I was laughing so hard at an old Disney movie that my diaphragm went into spasms. I stopped breathing and passed out for a few minutes, and my son had to call an ambulance. FML

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You deserved it 422

Immersive experience

By Stormy - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, after a long and tiring day at work, I went to the movies, where I loaded up on soda, popcorn, and candy, and settled in to enjoy the movie. I ended up falling asleep and being woken up two hours later by an usher. FML

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You deserved it 8 382

Close shave

By Elisabeth - 16/08/2020 17:01

Today, I went to the movies with my boyfriend. He went to get popcorn and I went to the bathroom. Thinking he had got back before me, I sat down next to him in the theater. I leaned in to kiss him, then realized it was some 70-year-oldish woman. FML

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You deserved it 1 484

By zaynemaliksvagina - 24/06/2015 17:10 - United States - Shrewsbury

Today, I was having a rough day, so I decided to go to the movies to unwind. 15 minutes in, some assmunch behind me said "This movie sucks!" then dumped his drink over my head and ran out. FML

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You deserved it 1 887

Scary

By xHoho - 26/11/2013 05:50 - United States - West Fargo

Today, I took my girlfriend to a scary movie, hoping I could comfort her at a scary part. Instead when a scary part came on, she reacted by throwing up all over my lap and the person in front of us. FML

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You deserved it 8 724

By wow, thanks - 18/08/2012 00:39 - United States - Seattle

Today, my family and I went to the movie theater. There weren't enough free seats near the front, so I sat a few rows back with my grandpa. He kept throwing our snacks at my parents' heads all through the movie. He claimed he'd been asleep the whole time, and I'm now grounded. FML

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You deserved it 2 365

By mm - 12/11/2012 17:27 - United Kingdom - Warrington

Today, I went to see a movie with three of my friends, and I was sharing popcorn with one of them. Halfway through the movie, my friend asked me why I wasn't eating our popcorn. I then realised I'd been taking popcorn from the man sitting next to me. FML

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You deserved it 8 969

Endymion_fml 0

Tuesday 7 April 2009 9:45

Would YOU like to have to clean that up?

AWESOM_E 0

Tuesday 7 April 2009 9:52

Why not be showered with candy when you get a heart attack? It's an awesome way to die

Comments

AtoZandBeyond 0

Sunday 23 August 2009 9:58

WTFreak? Would you hit a bunch of other ppl?

Violet_X 3

Saturday 24 October 2009 5:17

What do you mean "FML"? Go **** Yourself.

i_wuz_nver_here 31

Sunday 17 April 2011 21:08

Hahahahaha ydi dumbasses

fyl11122233 0

Thursday 5 May 2011 18:47

no matter if he was having a heart attack or not you shouldnt be throwing candy, it could have hurt someone else

kedwardsx33 3

Friday 3 June 2011 0:04

This is so terrible that I HAD to laugh my ass off. Then again, you could consider me one of those roughty teenagers.

smallbarkbigbite 0

Monday 11 July 2011 7:29

asshole

MwahFMLS 6

Monday 25 July 2011 7:55

Right. Because your not 1st, your 2nd. :)

Magex 12

Thursday 4 August 2011 3:04

Today, I was in the theater when I suddenly felt a sharp pain in my heart, I started screaming in agony and right before I passed out I saw some unruly teenagers throwing food at me. FML