Let down

By anonymous - 21/06/2009 02:00 - United States

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Today, I took my girlfriend's virginity. A few minutes in she remarked, "If this is what sex is normally like then I'm seriously disappointed." FML
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ohhhhshizzz 0

Well sex isn't always good for the first time you have to know what to do. Play with the clit:] Lmao, seriously you have to do all those things for the GIRL to get the ******. Good thing she was blunt

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DeafChef 0

you didn't take her virginity. she gave it to you.

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jSOPURE 3

She put sex on a pedestal. It's your job to fix that. Go get em' Tiger. :)

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smiller0789 3

XD Sounds like my first time (and every time after with that guy)... but at least I had the decency not to say it out loud. FYL

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leushqua 2

yeah, but hey-the first time it sucks for every girl..it hurts and isnt enjoyable at all... it gets better :)

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cpatrick820 3

If it makes you feel any better, my first time involved me going limp, her not realizing that spermicidal condoms don't taste good, and a very quiet trip to taco bell. Cheer up sir. I can understand why you'd feel bad, but it always gets better if you try.

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satanicminnow1 1

Maybe girls should break themselves in first with *****? (would that work?)

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mylifesucks_alot 0

The first few times hurt like hell when you're a girl. It gets better. She was just being honest.

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Tubasaurus 0

I realize that she was a virgin, but she needs to know that it is her that must learn about her own body before you can know what works. If she doesn't know what she likes how are you supposed to? Let her know that you both have to be willing to be experimental. I'm not saying that you have to try a whole bunch of weird stuff but at least try something that you didn't the first time.

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xxsunshine 0

a very quiet trip to taco bell? that somehow sounds awkwardly bleak... ):

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