Customers, Drunk and Work: Late night customers are the worst

Late night customers are the worst

By viviham - 04/05/2012 12:08 - United States - Spring Branch

Today, I was working at the local liquor store. An obviously drunk girl stumbles in, grabs two cases of beer and puts them on the counter. Then she grabs a pregnancy test, pees on it right there, shows me, and says, "I'm not pregnant, I want beer." FML

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By Triedtobecool - 06/04/2009 02:22 - Canada

Today, I went to buy beer underage for a party to impress a girl. I picked up the case of beer and went to the cashier, he ran it through without asking for ID. I left the store with a smirk on my face, I arrived at the party and showed the case to the girl. It was non-alcoholic. FML

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Cash me?

By Anonymous - 02/09/2019 11:00 - Canada - Lakeville

Today, working in a liquor store, I had to tell a girl I couldn't sell her alcohol since she was severely intoxicated. She told me to "cash me ousside, how bow dat?" then smashed a bottle of wine and left. FML

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By DrunkParents - 31/03/2015 23:32 - United States - Billings

Today, a really drunk couple staggered into the store I work at. One of them yelled at me, "Hey you! Kid! Tell us where the booze is at!" This would have been funny if these people weren't my parents. FML

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I'm in a hurry

By Anonymous - 20/01/2020 20:00

Today, I was working in my store. Right around closing, a lady came in to try some things on. I went to the back and when I came out, she was standing in the middle of the room with fluid coming from between her legs. I asked her if she was going into labor. She wasn't. She was peeing. FML

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By amburrr - 03/08/2009 00:59 - United States

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Office embarrassment

By mog - 07/11/2019 08:00 - United States

Today, the girl who works at the liquor store came to where I work. She recognized me. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/01/2013 11:11 - Australia - Hurstville

Today, an intoxicated gentleman stumbled into my shop requesting alcohol, which I do not sell. When I informed him of this, he expressed his disappointment by urinating on the floor. FML

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Sting

By gimme beer - 13/06/2023 18:00

Today, when I went to the gas station to buy beer, some underage punk outside asked me to buy him booze. I told him to get bent, but the dumbass cashier had seen me talking to him, and refused to let me buy alcohol because, "This is obviously a sting." FML

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By Cup_of___ - 26/11/2009 16:23 - United States

Today, I walked into a liquor store and thought about inquiring for a job application. After seeing the cashier, I thought about inquiring if she was single. After accidentally breaking three bottles of liquor, I didn't do either. I left the store, still single and unemployed. FML

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Nice try

By anonymous - 29/06/2010 02:21 - United States

Today, a cute thirty-ish chick walked into the bar I work in. I asked her for her license to make her feel young. She didn't have her license on her and started yelling about how stupid it was to even ask, when she obviously was old enough to drink. She then got up and left. FML

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dessaye 19

Friday 4 May 2012 16:21

Good, people like her shouldn't be reproducing.

nate_msm 0

Friday 4 May 2012 16:40

Maybe she was drowsing her sorrows because the school nurse thinks she is fat and stupid.

Comments

MissSkittles657 8

Saturday 5 May 2012 1:10

Drunk Girl: Me want beer, no pregnant. *publicly pees on test* You: Well even if you were, you won't be NOW. Drunk Girl: *Glare*

jennifernorvell 7

Saturday 5 May 2012 1:25

I woulda kicked her ***** ass out my store. That's disgusting

floridagrllll 0

Saturday 5 May 2012 1:59

It was probably the same girl that had been told she was pregnant from the school nurse, yet it was her weight;) !

jhd72 0

Saturday 5 May 2012 2:26

Why does a liquor store even sell pregnancy tests?

mya1234 4

Saturday 5 May 2012 2:35

LMFAO! this is the best one yet!

Lludes 5

Saturday 5 May 2012 2:50

Why would a liquor store sell pregnancy test????

sidviciousmum 3

Saturday 5 May 2012 3:03

Wonder if she'd still want beer if the test was positive ? Drinking and pregnancy ain't good

MrJennyV1 0

Saturday 5 May 2012 3:36

You should of said, "You might not be pregnant, but you're stupid enough to drink and drive. Gtfo my store."

RomoniReed 6

Saturday 5 May 2012 4:59

Why are pregnancy tests in a liquor store?

melrose90210 10

Saturday 5 May 2012 4:59

I hope you didn't sell her the beer

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