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FML - The follow-up

Today, the school nurse called me in. She said she knew I was pregnant and she was worried about how it was affecting my grades. I'm not pregnant. Apparently I'm just stupid and fat. FML

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Hey, I'm OP- and I'm really not that fat! I've just gained weight quickly, cause I'm stressed about exams... This didn't really help much!
By CharlieOrion - / Friday 4 May 2012 12:25 / United Kingdom - Northampton
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By  tidbits5197  |  28

And then you got drunk, went to the liquor store, grabbed two cases of beer and urinated on a pregnancy test just to prove you were just fat. xD I could totally see how this FML and the last one go hand in hand

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  iNewKid  |  16

For the school nurse: how could she possibly say something like that when she doesn't know it for sure, and for you OP: maybe this was a wake up call.

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  tarabelle  |  7

Too many negative votes, comment buried. Show the comment

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  bfsd42  |  20

33, when you say "I hate people", then aren't you judging? You should maybe take some of your own advice. "As long as *you're happy in life, forget what everyone *says. "

By  cretan  |  4

Maybe you should get on a treadmill and stop complaining

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  Batterypost  |  23

#7, It is mean, but not doing anything about one's fatness is probably the meanest thing a person can do to him-/herself. I agree that he could have phrased that better though.

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  cretan  |  4

Meh, I could, but then stupid fat people would stay that way instead of doing something about their nasty selves

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  mduffy08  |  8

Well... If she is stupid and fat... Isn't this a YDI?

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  biggestfan23  |  11

I see that most of you guys don't like anybody who has a separate opinion from you. Yea he probably could've phrased it better but #19 is right

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  cretan  |  4

See it is people like y'all that make the rest of the world week cause you coddle everyone and give em another gallon of ice cream and pork chops instead of actually speaking the truth. If you cannot handle it, don't post on here, it's that simple

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  Mommyof2_91  |  10

Have any of the people saying she deserves it and that she should do something ever think that maybe she's tried doing things and maybe has an underlying health condition?

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  icallbullshit  |  3

Everyone gets offended over nothing these days, dudes right, instead of complaining the should jump on a treadmill. Is he really being a dick for not sugar coating it? It's not like he said ' start exercising you fat cunt '

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  Yodaevil  |  4

79- that offends me! Not sure why, but it felt like the right thing to say! Overweight people shouldn't have to work out, we should grovel at their feet and say sorry for society doing this too you! And I won't even get into stupid, most people on here wouldn't get it anyway....

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  robinhood007  |  9

Well people who are overweight enough to be mistaken pregnant probably should work out. I don't want to sound mean at all. I am saying this because it is unhealthy and being overweight can cause serious health problems down the line (if not already). But I am not going to tell someone to work out because it's "gross" to be overweight, just for health reasons.

By  cakeddeath  |  1

That sucks OP your nurse should research more

By  daizttgg  |  9

Uh well sorry op, but at least you have an excuse to eat and stay home from school due to "morning sickness " ;)

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  GothicAngel17  |  24

Why would someone be able to stay home due to morning sickness? And why would OP do it when she's clearly not pregnant and would only get into trouble for lying, and her grades would drop more, just causing her more problems?

By  tidbits5197  |  28

And then you got drunk, went to the liquor store, grabbed two cases of beer and urinated on a pregnancy test just to prove you were just fat. xD I could totally see how this FML and the last one go hand in hand

By  cheetahbaby96  |  8

At first I though YDI, then I read the rest. Hahaha Jenny Craig?

By  DocBastard  |  38

Apparently? You're just figuring this out? If you're old enough to be pregnant, you're old enough to get your ass in gear, lose some weight, and study harder.

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Some people will do anything to work out. I told my friend to get his ass in gear and then he said his gears are clogged. Then I said with cholesterol. Then I ran away before he ate me.

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  SirCharles83  |  13

I don't understand how people can be fat, and do nothing about it. Doesn't it disgust you to see your own reflection? Isn't it embarrassing to stuff your face knowing that you don't need to pile on more fatness? People have zero respect for their body.

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  ebonyirony  |  29

Tell me if I'm wrong. But isn't weight only a certain percentage genetic for others? I personally can't gain weight so I don't know what it's like for the other side.

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  THE_A_TEEN  |  27

SirCharles83, how is insulting a VERY large group of people going to help them? They need determination, not insults from douches. I know from experience, and accomplished it.

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  jillybee101  |  7

Some people just can't lose weight. It's really tough. My mum dieted and worked out for a solid year and only lost 20 pounds. So unless you're Gods gift, shut the hell up and take your own advice dick face.

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  bookbrace  |  6

44- Some people aren't fat because they stuff their faces all the time and lack respect for their body; they might be fat because of illness or medications or an eating disorder, you have no idea what their situation is so din't judge someone just on how they look

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