Jesus Christ!

By Anonymous - 31/03/2014 04:43 - United States - Brooklyn

Today, I was at a wedding reception with loud music. A guy told me that his sister couldn't be there because she "went home to be with her boy." I said, "That's too bad, she's missing a great party." He paused and repeated, "She went home to be with her LORD." FML
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ntd309 14

She's still missing a great party...

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revieced 13

why would he even talk(out of the blue?) about his dead sister at a party?

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creepyclowntown 10

that sucks but very different way he said it too.

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skyspidergirl 8

I'd have made it even worse by asking [ is he really that controlling? ]

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profligatesoul 18

Hmm odd fml.. Went home to be with her lord? Not The Lord or Our Lord? I guess it had to be this way to setup the punch line. HAHA! You funny.

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schalk 12

I hate it when people take offense if you couldn't guess someone died. Like when people hear my dad died ages ago it's always "i'm so sorry" (no you're not). Why are you sorry? Did you kill him? Just f*** it OP.

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at0micmin3r 23

Sucks. Not your fault though if the music was loud. Also, please no bashing for her beliefs or her brother's. :)

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